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Text Message 9823: Make your wish come true

You were never given a wish with0ut also being given the power to make it come true. -richard bach

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Text Message 9821: There will always be many reasons to smile

This is life, it can never be absolutely happy, it can never be perfectly made.. it will always have its twist and turns, ups and down as well, it will make y0u strong and have faith.. s0metimes make y0u cry and suffer, but it will make y0u stand and learn, that no matter how difficult […]

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Text Message 9820: A man thought he is a racehorse

A man thought he is a racehorse so his wife had him confined in a nuthouse. a few weeks later, the doc at the asylum asks the wife to get her husband. wife: “is he cured?” doc: “no, but he broke s leg today on the fifth race, so he’s putting himself out to stud.”

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Text Message 9819: God, Tailor, girlfriend and wife

Diff. between god, tailor, girl frnd & wife? -god makes man, -tailor makes him gentleman, -girl frnd makes him heman & -wife makes him an obedient doberman !

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Text Message 9818: Does she still have the hiccups?

A woman was examined by one of the young assistants of an old doctor. after several minutes in the examination room, she ran out screaming. the old doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told her story. after listening to her, the old doc went to the offending young doc and […]

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Text Message 9810: Duties of good husband

The book on “duties of a good husband”: when wife commands – obey when wife travels – accompany when wife is wrong – disregard when wife spends – pay when wife loses temper – endure when wife wants intimacy -provide when wife becomes unreasonable – keep quiet note: the author already left his wife!!

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Text Message 9809: Plant your own garden

Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. have a great day! 😉

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