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Text Message 9793: The passengers on the bus

The barber’s client looked depressed, so the barber told him, “cheer up. i know a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn’t pay. he drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. a group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed the hat around and gave […]
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Text Message 9790: The place you’re called to labor

Does the place you’re called to labor seem so small and little known? it is great if god is in it, and he’ll not forget his own. serving to please christ is a greater reward than public acclaim.
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Text Message 9789: Man showered a girl with gifts

Man showered a girl with gifts for over a month. he too her to fancy restos and expensive resorts. finally he proposed, “if you marry me, i have enough money to provide you with anything you desire.” “sorry,” she replied, “i’m not ready to settle down yet. and besides, you can’t buy my love, but […]
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Text Message 9788: Never let yourself be paralyzed

“never let yourself be paralyzed by doubt. always make whatever decisions you need to make even if you’re not sure that your decision is the right one.”
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Text Message 9787: Mourn for those soldiers who died

(from a soldier) “it is much more worthy for us to mourn for those soldiers who died in the battlefields swimming on dirts whyl being shot by rebels who are using govt ammos n firearms rather than those who enrich themselves from govt funds and took their own lives bcuz of unbearable shame; that he […]
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Text Message 9785: Is my salary sufficient?

Boy: do you think my salary is sufficient for you? gal: enough for me, but how will you survive? :-*
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Text Message 9782: A man’s car breaks down

A man’s car breaks down. he jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. about five minutes later, he hears thumping sounds and sees someone taking stuff out of his trunk! he runs around and yells, “hey, pal, this is my car!” “ok,” the other guy says, “you take the front and i’ll take the […]
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Text Message 9781: Napaka romantic isipin

Napaka romantic isipin kung ngdidiner date kau ng gf/bf mo tapos merong mga dahong nahuhulog.. dahon ng niyog!
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Text Message 9779: Bakit nauso ang araw ng mga puso

Bakit ba nauso ang araw ng mga pus0, di ba pwede magkar0n ng araw ng mga lapay, ng atay o ng apdo… para naman mkapagcelebrate ako. hahaha.
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Text Message 9778: Ligot owns eight houses in the United States

According to official records, erlinda yambao-ligot, wife of former military comptroller lt. gen. jacinto ligot owns eight houses in the united states. quizzed about the properties, ligot told the senate he wasn’t aware of it. in fact, it was only during yesterday’s hearing that ligot found out he had a wife!:-p

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes