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Text Message 9777: Kada perfect mo sa test

Papa: anak, kada perfect mo sa test balak ko bigyan kita ng p100 anak: gawin mo na lang p200 papa: bakit? anak: kasi ang p100 ibigay ko sa aking pinag-kopyahan.
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Text Message 9776: Kahit hindi

Araw ay sisikat kahit hindi mo utusan. ang hangin iihip kahit hindi mo hilingin. ang puso ay titibok kahit hindi mo pilitin. pero ang pinakamatindi ay kapag may diarrhea ka, lalabas at lalabas kahit gaano mo pigilan!:-d
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Text Message 9775: Cheesy Pinoy Banat

Cheesy pinoy banat: * single ka, single ako. masyado ng marami ang single sa mundo, gusto mo bawasan nating dalawa? * dalawang araw lang naman kita gusto makasama at mahalin eh… araw-araw! * wag mo akong itulak! kasi baka hilahin kita… at mahulog tayo sa isa-t isa. * ikaw ba ang kadiliman? wala na kasi […]
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Text Message 9771: You came in this world alone

Something to ponder on: “you came in this world alone, so leave it exact the same way.” good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 9770: People don’t always change

“is it really true that people always change after so many years & time? actually, they don’t. you’re just starting to know who they really are.” 🙂
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Text Message 9767: Lie detector robot

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. he decides to test it during dinner. dad: son, where were u today during school hours? son: at school. robot slaps son! son: ok, i lied, i went to the movies. dad: which one? son: toy story. robot slaps son again! son: ok, […]
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Text Message 9766: Someone filed an Anti-farting bill

In the african country of malawi, someone filed an anti-farting bill. tanong ng ilang mga pinoy, “duon na ba nakatira si sen. lito lapid ngayon?” 😀
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Text Message 9765: GMA dumalaw kay Gen Reyes

Napahagulgol daw si gma ng dumalaw kay gen reyes sa hospital kasi inabutan siya ng piece of paper from him, and the note read: “maam, please follow my example”
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Text Message 9764: Accept a little sorrow in life

A nice thought: “you’ve got to accept a little sorrow in life. you’ll never really know what happiness is unless you have something to compare it to.”
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Text Message 9762: Sinking ship

A ship was sinking. captain: does anyone know how to pray? a priest come forward and says he can pray. captain: ok, reverend, you pray. everyone else in the ship wear a life jacket! we are short of one!
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes