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Text Message 9758: Love is a gift, open it

Love is a gift. if you receive it, open and appreciate it. if not, do not worry. someone somewhere is still wrapping it for you. have a lovely weekend!
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Text Message 9757: If you expect

If you expect to be successful, you will be successful. if you expect to be happy and popular, you will be happy and popular… always think and talk positively about the future. start every morning by saying: “i believe something wonderful is going to happen to me today.” then, throughout the day, expect the best. […]
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Text Message 9756: Trust is impossible to restore completely

Once trust is betrayed, it’s impossible to restore it completely.. as one man said: “i have forgiven the thief who stole something from me.. but i must admit that when he visits me, i always keep an eye on my silver spoons..” remember: “some things will never be the same again..”
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Text Message 9753: He has written so many books

Assunta was asked: what do you admire most about cong. jules? she said: he’s written so many books. what book did you like best? she answered: “checkbooks”.
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Text Message 9752: A cow was murdered for that jacket

Lady met man on and pointed to his suede jacket. “you know a cow was murdered for that jacket,” she sneered. he replied in a psychotic tone, “i didn’t know there were any witnesses. now i’ll have to kill you too.”
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Text Message 9750: Live-in Relationship

Definition of live-in relationship: “i’m living with a girl but we’re not married. it’s like leasing with an option to buy.”:-d
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Text Message 9749: Who should brew the coffee?

A man & his wife were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning. the wife said, you should do it bcoz you get up 1st. the husband said, “no,you are incharge of the cooking, you should do it.” the wife replies, no, even the bible says the man should do the coffee’. husband […]
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Text Message 9748: Old matador abandoned the bull

Mexico city cops arrested a 22-year old matador who abandoned the bull he was fighting, jumped out of the ring and fled into the crowd. a judge was unimpressed when he pleaded, “temporary sanity.”
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Text Message 9746: An umbrella can’t stop the rain

An umbrella can’t stop the rain but it allows us to stand in the rain. confidence may not bring success but it gives us the power to face any challenge. god sees you through, be confident! =) gud am.
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Text Message 9745: Never push someone to love you back

“never push someone to love you back.. never wait for too long just for nothing.. its just a waste of time.. for if he/she really loves you,he/she will do his thing.. learn to keep a little of yourself.. pride is not always negative.. it defines your dignity.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes