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Text Message 9744: St. Peter gives out vehicles

In heaven, st. peter gives out vehicles to new comers depending on how faithful they were to their partners in life. 1st guy never cheated: he got a limousine car. 2nd guy cheated a few times: got a pick-up car. 3rd guy often cheated on his wife: got a bicycle. later on, the 3rd guy […]

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Text Message 9743: A candle may melt

,(,) i i ii , (,) ii , (,) a candle may melt & its fire may die, but the love of d lord will stay a flame in our.. (“”) ‘v’ gud am!

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Text Message 9741: How do you live without her?

Couple separated so a friend asked the husband, “you seemed to be deeply in love, so how do you live without her?” husband tersely replied, “a lot cheaper.”:-d

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Text Message 9740: Doctor! I’ve got wind

“doctor, doctor! i’ve got wind. can you give me something?” “yes, here’s a kite!”:-d

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Text Message 9739: But still, you fall in love with another

Do you know what is weird? its when you already have that someone who holds your heart but still you fall in love w/ another who just simply walked by.

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Text Message 9738: Commitments are not all about feelings

Commitments are not all about feelings. it’s about the need to be with someone, a need that says: “no matter how bad the weather might become, i’m willing to stay.”

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Text Message 9737: Son was home early

Mom: why are you home early? son: i was the only one who could answer a question mom: oh? what question? son: “who threw the blackboard eraser at the teacher?”

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Text Message 9736: Chocolates are sweet

“i know all kinds of chocolates are sweet… but nothing can compare to the sweetness of my… lips” 🙂

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Text Message 9735: Life is waking up each day

Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new …about meeting old people but making new conversations …walking thru old roads butstill feeling nice about it …realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart …meeting busy schedules but still finding time learned from many troubled way: […]

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Text Message 9734: Perfect God

I am weak but my god is strong. i don’t have everyting but i have him, though i’m tired & weary, i know he’s not tired of loving me and that’s enoughinspiration for me to face each day & go on living cause i’m just someone imperfect but.. loved & cared 4 by a perfect […]

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Text Message 9732: Child comes home from school

Child comes home from 1st day at school. mother asks, “what did you learn today?” kid replies, “not enough. i have to go back tomorrow.”

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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes