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Text Message 9713: People who say that life is not worthwhile

People who say that life is not worthwhile are really saying that they themselves have no goals which are worthwle. get yourself a goal worth working for. always have something ahead of you to look forward to, to work for and hope for. wishing all of us a worthwhile life!
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Text Message 9712: One regret, dear world

“one regret, dear world, that i am determined not to have when i am lying on my deathbed is that i did not kiss you enough.” ~ hafiz let’s warm it up.. 😉 god bless your day!
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Text Message 9711: Taking advantage of your feelings

If someone is taking advantage of your feelings knowing that you love him/her so much. then tell him/her this: “i’m just inlove but im not desperate.”
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Text Message 9710: I wanna be a billionaire

Kn0ck kn0ck! wh0’s there? sting,redh0rse, c0bra energy, san mig light, tanduay ice, the bar .. wh0? i wanna be a bili0naire, s0 freaking bad, buying all the sting i never had. i wanna be 0n the c0ver 0f redh0rse magazine, smiling next t0 c0bra energy, 0h everytime i cl0se my eyes, i see my name […]
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Text Message 9709: Stranger offers an Egyptian some Viagra

An egyptian man while walking thru the cairo bazaar, is approached by a stranger who offers to sell him viagra (illegal in egypt)for 100 egyptian pounds. “no, not worth it!” “ok, how about 50?” “no, not worth it!” “ok, 20?” “no, not worth it!” “how about 10?” “no, not worth it!” “listen guy, these pills […]
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Text Message 9708: I’m a man of few words

Man1: i’m a man of few words. man2: i’m married too. 🙂
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Text Message 9707: A man requires 100% talent

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent.. whereas a woman requires only 4% talent and the remaining is only 36-24-36. :-*
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Text Message 9704: Didn’t you hear my whistle?

Policeman: ma’am, didn’t you hear my whistle? lady driver: yes, officer, but i don’t like flirting while driving! :-*
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Text Message 9703: Each time you fail

Keep on beginning and failing. each time you fail, start all over again, and you will grow stronger until you have accomplished a purpose… not the one you began with perhaps, but one you’ll be glad to remember. good wednesday morning!
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Text Message 9702: Wag itali ang sarili sa isang tao

Wag mong itali ang sarili mo sa isang tao na ndi ka cgurado kung mahal at importante ka sa kanya.. sadyang may mga taong mgaling mgkunwari, plastik at mgpaikot kasama na ang pekeng effort.
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Text Message 9700: Virgin of Fatima

Today bgins d 90th anniversary of d apparition of virgin of fatima. when u receive dis say a hail mary n ask for a special favor. please donot break d novena, send it to 12 people you think deserve justice, peace, love, health, prosperity and truth. when you are down to nothing,god is up to […]
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Text Message 9699: RIP, Redhorse Ipadala Please

A widow wanted to change the “r. i. p.” on her drunkard husband’s tombstone: from “rest in peace” to “redhorse ipadala please”:-d

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes