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Text Message 9698: Pagsinabi oo at ewan

Pagsinabi ng dalaga na ewan, ibig sabihin oo yun. . pag binata nagsabi ng oo, ewan yun.. pag matanda ang nag oo, totoo yun.. pero pag sinabi ng bata na oo, dudumi yun!:-)
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Text Message 9697: My dad is a thief

“my dad says that when we sleep at night, we should have all windows open.” “and what’s your dad’s job? is he a doctor?” “no, he’s a thief.”
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Text Message 9696: Beauty, knowledge

Sabi ng mga pangit: “what is beauty if your brain is empty?” ganti ng mga magaganda at gwapo: “what is knowledge if your face is damage?”
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Text Message 9695: Sir, I’m brand new

Boss: why should we hire you? tikyo: mas mabuti yung bago, sir, wala pang sungay. boss: please translate that in english. tikyo: well, you see, sir, i’m brand new, so i’m not yet horny.
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Text Message 9694: A man grieving over his wife’s ex-husband

A woman was walking in a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting, “why did you have to die???” feeling sorry for the man, she put her hand on his arm and asked. “is that your wife your grieving for?” to which the man replied, “no, it’s my wife’s ex-husband.”
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Text Message 9691: Dear Terrorists

Terror warning: “dear terrorists: next time, kung aatake kayo, umatake kayo sa pinagbantaan niyong lugar, okay? kung mall, mall! huwag niyong lituhin ang aming pangulo.”
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Text Message 9690: Explaining fact and faith by example

During the sunday sermon on fact and faith, the preacher was explaining the difference between the two. “to make an example,” he said, “you see my wife sitting in the front row, with a new born baby in her arms. it’s a fact she knows that baby is hers; i have faith in her that’s […]
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Text Message 9689: Atheist claim they do not believe in God

How can an atheist claim to not believed in god, when he signs an insurance agreement accepting coverage unless by an act of god!
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Text Message 9688: Humor is a kind of intellect

Being fun doesn’t mean you don’t have any sense of seriousness at all. remember: humor is a kind of intellect that is possessed by deep persons only.
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Text Message 9686: Too many lies

St. peter halted a man at the entrance to heaven. “you’ve told too many lies to be permitted in here,” he said. “have a heart,” replied the man. “remember, you were once a fisherman yourself.”
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Text Message 9685: Bible, the word of God

Many books inform, but only one transforms – the bible, the word of god. goodmorning!
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