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Text Message 9653: When my hair is gray

Two women are talking. one woman says, “i wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray.” “why not? he’s loved you through three shades already,” answers her friend.

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Text Message 9651: Faithful and unfaithful husband

Faithful husband- one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with other women. unfaithful husband- one who thinks of other women while sleeping with his wife.

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Text Message 9649: All the gold in the world

All the gold in the world cannot buy a dying man one more breath – so what does that make today worth? have a great week ahead! god bless!

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Text Message 9648: Happy Birthday and have a great one

Happy birthday! have a great one and may you have all the wonderful things that you deserve.

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Text Message 9647: Wag maniniwala, 2012 ang End of the World

Pabatid: wag kayong maniniwala na 2012 ang end of the world… kasi meron kaming sardinas dito sa bahay 2013 pa ang expiration date! enjoy ur wekend 🙂

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Text Message 9646: Kano & Pinoy attending a police convention

Kano & pinoy attending a police convention were arguing. kano: in the u.s., anyone cant pick up any phone & dial 911. this will record the call & connect them with the police. this is quick police action. pinoy: in my country, anyone can pick up a phone & dial 166 & chances are high […]

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Text Message 9645: A Beemer asks a Volks Beetle

A beemer asks a volks beetle – why do your eyes pop out of your body like that? the beetle replies – let them stick an engine up your a** and see what happens to your eyes!

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Text Message 9643: Can I carry your bag?

A bellboy asked a guest, “can i carry your bag for you sir?” the guest said, “that’s alright. she can walk.”:-)

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Text Message 9641: Optimism and confidence

Optimism means expecting the best, and confidence means knowing how to handle the worst. be both. gandang umaga!

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Text Message 9640: You will always look lovely

You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. wishing you a lovely weekend! 😉

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Text Message 9639: Being childish

Being childish is said to be the most irritating attitude as a gf/bf’s. true right? but who rejects the thought that childish person is sweeter than mature one.

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Text Message 9653: When my hair is gray

Text Message 9652: Deleted

Text Message 9651: Faithful and unfaithful husband

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Text Message 9649: All the gold in the world

Text Message 9648: Happy Birthday and have a great one

Text Message 9647: Wag maniniwala, 2012 ang End of the World

Text Message 9646: Kano & Pinoy attending a police convention

Text Message 9645: A Beemer asks a Volks Beetle

Text Message 9644: Deleted

Text Message 9643: Can I carry your bag?

Text Message 9642: Deleted

Text Message 9641: Optimism and confidence

Text Message 9640: You will always look lovely

Text Message 9639: Being childish