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Text Message 9638: Always tell the truth

Wise cracks: “always tell the truth. that way, you don’t have to memorize what you’ll say.” good morning.
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Text Message 9637: Being inlove with someone

“one of the most happiest thing on earth.. is being inlove with someone.. ..who is more inlove with you.” — sweet night. 🙂
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Text Message 9636: Those must be real diamonds

The minute a wife entered a post office, the postmaster noticed the beautiful diamond earrings her husband gave her. “those must be real diamonds,” the pm said. “yes, they are,” the woman replied. “how could you tell?” “because, ” the pm said, “no one buys fake diamonds that small.”
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Text Message 9635: I’ve been bitten by a vampire

Patient: doctor, i think that i’ve been bitten by a vampire. doc: drink this glass of water. patient: will it makd me feel better? doc: no, but i’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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Text Message 9634: What if men have monthy periods?

What if men have monthy periods? would they also say. . 1. pare, may tagos ba ako? 2. o kaya naman.. “pare, ayoko magbasketbol, meron ako ngayon e.” 3. eto pa . . “pare bukas na lang tayo lumakad, sakit ng puson ko.” 4. at ang pinakamatindi sa lahat.. “tol, may extra napkin ka ba?!! […]
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Text Message 9633: A woman who plays bingo one night a week

A woman who plays bingo one night a week was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came late. one night she decided not to rouse him. she undressed in the living room, tiptoed nude into the bedroom to find her husband in bed reading. “dammit, woman!” he exclaimed, “did you lose […]
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Text Message 9632: After years of scrimping and saving

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife, “honey we finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1980.” “you mean a brand-new mercedez?” she asked eagerly. “no,” he said, “a 1980 mercedez.”
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Text Message 9631: Think of life as a board game

Think of life as a board game. for every kind word, you move one space forward; for every loving deed, you jump two spaces forward; for every grump, grouch, or unkind word, you go back one space. now play to win. good morning.
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Text Message 9630: When you find your path

When you find your path, you must not be afraid. you need sufficient courage to make mistakes. disappointments, defeat, and despair are some of the tools god uses to show us the way. live, love, and learn… 😉 gandang umaga!
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Text Message 9629: Bff or girlfriend?

2 girls nkabitin sa bangin w/ a boy extending his right hand to save either his gf or bff. the boy save his bff but his gf fell down. bff: bkit ako? boy: besfriend kta e. bff: masaya ka ba? (a tear fell down from the boy’s eye) bff: ano gusto mo gwin ko? boy: […]
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Text Message 9627: Short hair and blue jeans

A – just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. is it a boy or a girl? b – it’s a girl. she’s my daughter. a – oh, i’m sorry, sir. i didn’t know that you were her father. b – i’m not. i’m her mother.
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Text Message 9626: Get up and wear a perfect smile

Its morning again. get up and wear a perfect smile! embrace the day with sheer delight and thank the lord, for an added life. go0d m0rnin dear friend!
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Text Message 9625: True love is not a pastime

“it’s pointless to be in a relationship if you can’t see yourself spending the rest of your life with your partner. true love is not a pastime. choose someone whom you can share and talk things with and whom you can be friends with for when the passion runs out, your love for each other […]
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes