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Text Message 9623: Looks like a happily married couple

“now that looks like a happily married couple,” remarks the husband. “don’t be too sure, dear. they are probably saying the same thing about us,” replied wife.
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Text Message 9622: Erap drunk in a party

Erap (drunk in a party): lady, why don’t u want 2 dance w/me in ur princess-white gown? lady: 2 reasons: i don’t dance wid drunk men & i’m cardinal rosales!
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Text Message 9621: Kapag iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo

Kapag iniwan ka ng ta0ng mahal mo.. sabihin mo.. oi pasalub0ng! haha. 😀
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Text Message 9620: Pretend that you’re happy and fine

“sometimes, you have to pretend that you’re happy and fine.. until you realize that your pretension has become your strength to move on.”
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Text Message 9619: Difference between a poetry and an essay

Q: what’s the difference between a poetry and an essay? 😛 😀 🙁 😡 :-* b-) anything uttered by a girlfriend is poetry while anything said by a wife is an essay!
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Text Message 9617: When love beckons

When love beckons, it will be as forceful as a mighty wind – it does not scatter nor does it break but instead it will draw one closer to the source. allow god to call out your name tenderly, and with the same affection, respond to him with humility and openness. a lovely day ahead
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Text Message 9616: People live their lives backwards

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards: they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want so they will be happier. the way it works is the reverse. you must first be who you really are, then, do what you need to do, in order […]
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Text Message 9615: Pakakasalan kong babae kamuka ni inay

Anak: itay, nakita ko na po ang pakakasalan kong babae. kamukhang-kamukha siya ni inay pati ugali. ama: ano ngaun ang gusto mo sa akin? awa? 😀
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Text Message 9614: The weatherman

The weatherman is the only person who can go wrong every single day and still have his boss tell him “see you tomorrow.” hmm….. di palang nya nagiging boss si penoy! 😛
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Text Message 9613: Kape at gatas logic

A lesson in logic: ang kape pampanerbyos samantalang ang gatas ay pampalakas. kaya huwag uminom ng kapeng may gatas dahil ito ay pampalakas ng nerbyos. may point sya!:-p
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Text Message 9612: Everyone has talent

Everyone has talent. what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. let’s go where eagles dare. 🙂 enjoy this cool day!
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Text Message 9611: Pulis at kriminal

“ang mga babae parang pulis, hindi maniniwala hanggat walang ebidensya.” “ang mga lalake parang kriminal, huli na ayaw pang umamin.”
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Text Message 9610: Meet you at the royal ball

Two ants were climbing upon the king’s legs. now what does one tell the other. . .? “meet you at the royal ball.” 😀
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Text Message 9609: Bakit? Natutulog ba ang Diyos?

Misis: hayup ka, madaling araw ka na naman umuwi! san ka na naman galing? mister: wag ka na magalit, sa simbahan ako galing… misis: sinong nilolo ko mo? sarado ang simbahan sa gabi! mister: bakit? natutulog ba ang diyos?

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes