Uncategorized Text Messages

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9593: Until He made a heaven

God never made a fish with fins until he made an ocean for it to swim in. god never made a bird until he made a sky for it to fly in. and god never put the longings of immortality in a soul until he made a heaven to satisfy these longings. good morning!

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9592: The people who truly loves you

The people who truly loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get and how hard you are to handle.. but still want you in their life. good night. (–,)

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9591: Cookbooks and diet books

Crazy fact: the biggest seller today is cookbooks and the second is diet books. the latter advise you how not to eat what you have just learned how to cook.

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9590: Ang puso maraming laman

Ang puso maraming laman, may dugo, may ugat, may muscle, at marami pang iba. pero alam mo ba kung anong laman ng puso ko? yun din. ano akala mo, ikaw? 😛

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9589: All our waiters are married

Written in a restaurant. . . . “all our waiters are married, they know how to take orders!!!” good am ! 🙂

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9588: Deleted

Deleted

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9587: Deleted

Deleted

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9586: Pakwan, bumagsak sa semento at nabiyak

Tindera – suki, bili na kayo ng pakwan. mapula at matamis. (nabitiwan ng tindera ang isang pakwan, bumagsak sa semento at nabiyak.) mister – sabi mo mapula. maputla naman pala ang pakwan na tinda mo. tindera: aba, kayo man ang bumagsak sa semento, mamumutla rin kayo!:-*

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9585: Kamusta ang exam, ayus lang dude!

(mag-ama naguusap) tatay: sawang-sawa na ako sayo.. paulit ulit ka na lang dito.. huling exam mo na to… at pag bumagsak ka parin dito wag na wag mo na akong tatawaging tatay at hindi na kita anak.. anak: cge ho tay! (matapos ang exam) tatay: oh.. kamusta ang exam? anak: ayus lang dude! 😀

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9584: If things are meant to be

“if things are meant to be, they will surely happen.. if they are not, hmm… let’s force them to happen.” that’s what we call determination.” 😀

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9583: Deleted

Deleted

to be reviewed - no image

Text Message 9582: Atin to

Maid: pads, ayw mgsindi ng stove nyo.. pari: inday, mtagal ka nang ngttrabaho d2 s kombento, iisang pamilya n tau.. kya wag mo ng ssbihing stove nyo, plantsa nyo, balde nyo.. atin lahat mga gamit d2.. sbihin mo ating stove, ok? maid: opo pads! (dumalaw ang obispo sa pari..) tumakbo c inday ppunta sknila.. pads, […]

to be reviewed - no image

Uncategorized

Share This

Choose a language

Search For Text Messages and SMS Quotes

Text Message 9593: Until He made a heaven

Text Message 9592: The people who truly loves you

Text Message 9591: Cookbooks and diet books

Text Message 9590: Ang puso maraming laman

Text Message 9589: All our waiters are married

Text Message 9588: Deleted

Text Message 9587: Deleted

Text Message 9586: Pakwan, bumagsak sa semento at nabiyak

Text Message 9585: Kamusta ang exam, ayus lang dude!

Text Message 9584: If things are meant to be

Text Message 9583: Deleted

Text Message 9582: Atin to

Text Message 9581: If men have monthly period too

Text Message 9580: Gustong kong magasawa ka ulit ha

Text Message 9579: Kapag nakita mo ung mahal mo