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Text Message 12701: The Bible is full of people who messed up

The bible is full of people who messed up, were forgiven and made a comback. so let’s add our name to the list. we need to see ourselves as the new great comeback story! have a good day!
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Text Message 12700: To always think bad of others

To always think bad of others shows that something is not quite right with ourselves. we tend to see the world not as it is but as “we” are. walk with peace in your heart and soul.
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Text Message 12699: Don’t worry about anything

Don’t worry about anything; instead, pray about everything. tell god what you need, and thank him for all he has done. then you will experience god’s peace, which exceeds anything we can understand. his peace will guard your hearts and minds as you live in christ jesus. good m0rning!:-)
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Text Message 12698: When you sleep

“when you sleep facing towards the left side of the bed,you are used of sleeping alone… but when you sleep facing towards the right side of the bed, you are imagining someone is beside you sleeping” -reader’s digest-
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Text Message 12697: If a=b and b=c, then a=c

Math teacher: if a=b and b=c, then a=c, now give me a practical example of this principle. student: i love you sir and you love your daughter which means i love your daughter.:-d
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Text Message 12696: Text o tawag?

First time nagkaroon ng cellphone si juan kaya’t di nya alam kung ano ang pinagkaiba ng text sa tawag. nagkataon pang pareho ring at message tone ng kanyang cel. nang may biglang tumawag, sinagot ni juan sabay sabi, “hello… ano to text o tawag?”
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Text Message 12695: Tagalogin mo nga ang one way?

Pulis: bakit dumaan ka dito? one way ito, a! driver: patawarin mo na lang ako, sir! p: tagalogin mo nga ang one way? d: isang daan? pulis: ok! pwede na yun!…haha
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Text Message 12694: Mag-dyowa sumakay sa jeep

Mag-dyowa sumakay sa jeep boy: manong bayad ho! dalawa po quiapo. driver: san galing ito iho? boy: galing po yan sa dalawang pusong nagmamahalan. nganga si manong! :))
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Text Message 12693: Tao sa panaginip mo ay di mo kilala

Madalas ka ba managinip? napapansin mo ba na yung ibang tao s panginip mo ay d mo kilala? at alam mo ba na yong mga taong un ay syang multo na nktingin syo hbng npakhimbing ng 2log mo. readers digest. — goodnight. :
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Text Message 12692: You give the money to charity

A boy got a lot of cash from trick or treat. he went to a candy store to buy some. “you should” donate that money to charity” the boy thought for a moment and said, “no, i’ll buy the chocolate. you give the money to charity.”
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Text Message 12691: New aftershave that drives women crazy

Guy1: hey, heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? guy2: you mean the axe effect, don’t you? guy1: no, it’s a new one. it smells of thousand peso bills.
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Text Message 12690: Don’t mind critics

You will never reach your destination if you’ll stop and throw stones at every dog that barks, dont mind critics’ be the best you can be! – good morning! 🙂
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Text Message 12689: After you chase someone for so long

After you chase someone for so long, eventually your legs get tired and you get fed up. that’s when you know it’s time to move on and stop looking backwards. you have to create new chapter in you life rather than keep remembering the old one. 🙂
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Text Message 12688: Why windshields are bigger than rearview mirrors

There is a reason why windshields are bigger than rearview mirrors. it’s because the view ahead is more important than the view behind. and as far as our roadtrip in life is concerned, the promise of the future is always better than the pain of the past. hav a pleasant evening!:-)
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Text Message 12687: Brilliant Answers

Brilliant answers for which student got 0%: q- in which battle did tipu sultan die? ans- his last battle. q- how do you stop acid indigestion? a- stop drinking acid! q- where was the declaration of independence signed? a- at the bottom of the page! q-what’s the main reason for divorce? a- marriage” q: when […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes