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Text Message 9578: It all depends on me

There are admirable potentials in every human being. believe in your strength and your youth. learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, “it all depends on me.” have a great week ahead!
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Text Message 9577: What the next lesson is going to be

“i never know what the next lesson is going to be, because we’re not supposed to know; we’re supposed to trust ourselves to discover it.” ~melody beattie trusting this will be a wonderful week! gandang umaga!;-)
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Text Message 9576: Billionaire, so freakin bad

Boy: ano masasabi mo sa mukha ko? girl: naalala ko ung kantang billionare boy: why? pangmayaman ba? girl: hindi. so freakin bad! xd
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Text Message 9575: Mahal naming, Black Nazarene

Mahal namin black nazarene, lagi po niny0ng iligtas s lahat ng kapahamakan at karamdaman ang aking pamilya. nawa magkaroon lagi ng kalinawan ang aming mga isipan. pakipasa s ta0ng kakila2 m.
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Text Message 9574: Life is like an onion

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. -carl sandburg
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Text Message 9573: Men become idiots after they fall in love

If a girl is in love, her parents will ask who’s the idiot? if a man is in love, his parents ask idiot, who’s the girl? proposed theory: men are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love!;-)
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Text Message 9572: Plansta at gripo

Habang nasa mall ang mag-asawa… misis: hon, nalimutan ko palang bunutin ang plantsa sa saksakan! mister: hindi naman siguro masusunog ang bahay natin, kasi nakalimutan ko yung gripo sa kusina!
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Text Message 9571: The man lost both cases

Judges don’t always seem to make sense. a man found himself in front of a judge on two matters. in the first, the man’s wife was trying to get a divorce because he was impotent. in the second, his secretary wanted child support. the man lost both cases! ;-(
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Text Message 9570: Don’t be bad

One of the most significant lessons i learned in real life experiences: “don’t be bad just because people around you are.” good evening.
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Text Message 9569: The woman reading this is kind

Dear god, the woman reading this is kind and i’m proud of her. pls help her to live life to the fullest and bless her in her chosen field. help her shine in the darkest places and let love flow in her path. pls protect her at all times and lift her up when she […]
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Text Message 9568: They found you in my heart

I had an x-ray done today, and they found you in my heart. the doctor said if they took you out, i would die, because i could not live without you as a friend.. give this heart to everyone you don’t want to lose in “2011” including me if you care. try to collect 12 […]
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Text Message 9566: Old lady sitting next to the Pope

An old lady on a plane sitting next to the pope. it was stormy and the plane was rocked by severe turbulence. old lady was deathly afraid and said to her papal neighbor, “holiness, surely you can do something about this.,” to which the pope replied, “sorry, ma’am, i’m in sales, not management.”
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Text Message 9565: Can I take your photo?

New style of proposing boy: can i take your photo? girl: why? boy: just a keepsake to show my children how their mother looked in her younger years!
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes