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Text Message 9563: Deleted

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Text Message 9562: Nasaan ba ang magulang mo?

Titser: jun, ano ba naman? di ba sinabi ko kapag may assignment ka, magpaturo ka sa magulang mo dahil di mo pa kayang gawing magisa. jun: opo, mam! sabi nyo nga po yun! titser: eh bakit ganito? puro mali ang sagot mo? nasaan ba ang magulang mo? jun: mam, nasa grade 1 po, magkaklase!
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Text Message 9561: Wala na akong panty

Pagkatapos ng reception sa kasal… bride: hon, nakaligo na ko. groom: mabuti naman! bride: tulog na tayo! groom: sige! tara na! bride: wala na akong panty… groom: ha?! paano nangyari yun eh tatlong dosena yung ineregalo ko sayo ah?!
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Text Message 9560: Ang ingay mo. Ilalagay kita sa sako

Kapag galit sa iyo ang minamahal mo at ayaw tumigil sa kasusumbat sayo, huwag kang magalit. huwag kang sumabay. yakapin mo sya at ibulong, “ang ingay mo. ilalagay kita sa sako.”
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Text Message 9559: Seven ages of women

There are seven ages of women: the baby, the girl, the teen-ager, the young woman, the young woman, the young woman, the young woman.:-d
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Text Message 9558: Fat wallet and thin body

Dear god, all i ask for the new year is… “a fat wallet and a thin body”. please do not mix them up like you did last year!
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Text Message 9557: Life has no pause buttons

Life has no pause buttons. dreams have no expiry date. time has no holiday. so don’t waste a single moment in your life. live it! love it! rock it! have a wonderful day! 😉
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Text Message 9556: When you are happy doing wrong

You will always see what’s wrong when you are right. but you will never know which is right when you are happy doing wrong.
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Text Message 9555: Where’s all the money?

Man: where’s all the money i gave you for household expenses going? wife: if you stand sideways and look in the mirror, you will see where it went! :-*
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Text Message 9554: Question & Answer in a Beauty Contest

Actual question & answer in a beauty contest: host: how did you develop your love for horses? contestant: when i first went to tagaytay, i ride a horse and the horse thrilled me! (major, major, bakit malaswa ang meaning?)
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Text Message 9552: A kiss is a lovely trick

Torpe a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superflous… so kapag di mo talaga masabi, halikan mo na lang!
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Text Message 9551: Kelangan may kape

“man should not lived by bread alone. . .” kailangan may kape. 😀
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Text Message 9550: Babae o lalake? Sirenaaa!

May anak na bading si sargento. galit na galit dahil nasira ang reputasyon nya. sarge: (inilubog ang ulo ng anak sa drum ng tubig) babae ka ba o lalake? anak: (pagahon) babaeee! sarge: (linubog uli ang ulo ng anak) babae ka ba o lalake? anak: (pagahon) babaeee! sarge: (linubog uli ng anak) babae ka ba […]
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Text Message 9549: Ala eh butas imo upuan!

Sa dyip: batangueno: ala eh, dyan lang ako sa munisipyo. drayber: o sige sakay na 100 bayad dun, malayo eh. batangueno: okeey. ala eh butas imo upuan! drayber: at least meron! batangueno: ito na lang bayad ko, mama. drayber: ano ito limang piso? batangueno: at least meron!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes