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Text Message 9517: Kapal ng filling mo

Girl: sbhin mo lng kung in-lab kna skn ha?sa2gutin kta! boy: tlga? alam mo, pra kng rebisco! girl: ha? bkt? boy: ang kapal ng filing mo! hehe ..

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Text Message 9516: Matandang babae na puro sugat

Isang gabi, isang trysikel driver ang nagsakay ng isang mtandang babae na puro sugat. sa sbrang takot ng driver, napakablis nyang magpatakbo.. paglikonya sa kanto, naglaho ang matanda. nang sumunod na gabi, naisakay na naman ng driver ang matandang puro sugat. binilisan na naman nya at naglaho na naman ito bigla. ikatlong gabi, pumara ito […]

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Text Message 9515: Why I love silence so much

You know why i love silence so much? because when it’s quiet just like, that’s the moment, i realize na mabait pala ako… wala lang nakakahalata! 😛

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Text Message 9514: You cannot add to the peace of the world

You cannot add to the peace and goodwill of the world if you fail to create an atmosphere of harmony and love right where you live and work. have a nice day!

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Text Message 9512: Now Lord, that I have your undivided attention

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. by chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. the businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand. overjoyed, the man […]

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Text Message 9510: When they are broken, it hurts a lot

Never break four things in your life: 1. trust 2. promise 3. relationship 4. heart because when they break, they don’t make noise but hurts a lot.

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Text Message 9507: John wears ladies undies

As they were undressing in the locker room, dan was surprised to see john slip off a pair of panties. “say old shoe,” he said, “i hope you don’t think i’m being too personal, but, since when did you start wearing ladies undies?” dan replied, “ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment.”

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Text Message 9517: Kapal ng filling mo

Text Message 9516: Matandang babae na puro sugat

Text Message 9515: Why I love silence so much

Text Message 9514: You cannot add to the peace of the world

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Text Message 9512: Now Lord, that I have your undivided attention

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Text Message 9510: When they are broken, it hurts a lot

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Text Message 9507: John wears ladies undies

Text Message 9506: These too are prayers

Text Message 9505: If you love someone, tell them

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