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Text Message 9488: May you have the gladness of Christmas

May you have the gladness of christmas which is hope; the spirit of christmas which is peace; the heart of christmas which is love. a blessed christmas to you and your loved ones.
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Text Message 9487: What is a girlfriend/boyfriend?

What is a girlfriend? answer: addition of problem subtraction of money multiplication of enemies & division of frends then what is a boyfriend? addition of income subtraction of virginity multiplication of babies & division of freedom. correct??
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Text Message 9486: Miss date tayo?

Nagpa manicure si johnny habang nag papagupit… johnny: miss date tayo? manicurista: may asawa na po ako. johnny: sabihin mo sa kanya may lakad ka. manicurista: ikaw mag sabi, sya ang nag aahit sa iyo ngayon!
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Text Message 9485: The idea of marrying you

Girl: if we get married, stop smoking. boy: okay. girl: drinking. boy: okay. girl: and going to night clubs. boy: yes. girl: what else can you stop? boy: the idea of marrying you!
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Text Message 9484: Nagbigay ng P100 si Inday para sa aso

Pinalayas si inday na kanyang amo. bago sya umalis, nagbigay siya ng p100 para sa aso alaga ng pamilya. nang usisain si inday kung bakit siya nag-iwang np p100, ang katwiran nya: “hindi po ako nakalilimot sa kaibigan… na araw-araw akong tinutulungan sa paglinis ng mga plato!”
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Text Message 9482: Hoy bruha, para sakin yan

Nagbalik bayan ang mister ni nora: nora: honey, ang mga cigarettes ba’y para sa mga kamaganak? mister: oo, di na ako naninigarilyo, nagbago na ako. nora: itong mga alak, sa kamaganak rin natin? mister: oo, di na ako umiinom, nagbago na ako. nora: dear, cguro itong make-up para sakin. mister: hoy bruha, para sakin yan! […]
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Text Message 9481: Life holds no promises

Life holds no promises to what will come our way. it makes no guarantee as to what we will have. it just gives us time to make choices & to take chances.but there is only one thing constant – the unconditional love of god for us no matter who or what we are! feel god’s […]
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Text Message 9480: Grab the opportunity to change

Grab the opportunity to change while you still have the chance, because there will come a time that you will realize that there will be a lot of room for changes, but no more room for chances. good morning!
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Text Message 9479: Prayer is like a savings account

Prayer is like a savings account at the bank. as you keep making deposits, the return keeps getting bigger & it will be there years from now.
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Text Message 9478: To be happy with a woman

“to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot even if you don’t understnd her at all.”
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Text Message 9475: Time can make us forget some memories

Time can make us forget some memories, but there would be some memories which make us forget the time and those are the moments that make life worthwhile. . . have a memorable day! 🙂
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Text Message 9474: Love you and I love you

What’s the difference between ‘love you’ and ‘i love you’? love you means: “mahal ka” i love you means: “mahal kita” as simple as that but true.. next: according to reader’s digest “love u”: is a lie “i love u”: is true dey do not use “i” because they don’t really mean it. last: according […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes