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Text Message 9472: Stick a piece of corn in your ear

If you’re worried about mobile phone microwaves, stick a piece of corn in your ear. when it pops, it’s time to hang up!

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Text Message 9471: Sabihin mo, di ka makakabayad

Husband: hindi ako makatulog, lagi kong naiisip ang utang ko kay pareng dagul na 3 milyong piso. wife: tawagan mo si pareng dagul. sabihin mo, di ka makakabayad para siya naman ang hindi makatulog.

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Text Message 9470: Hi, Jack

Nagkita ang dalawang kolokoy sa airport. juan: o pare, anong nangyari sa yo? bakit ka ginulpi sa loob ng eroplano? dagul: ewan ko nga eh. binati ko lang naman ang natanaw kong kaibigan ng “hi, jack!”

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Text Message 9469: Fisherman throws back tiny fish

After removing a tiny fish from his hook and throwing it back into the water, the fisherman said, “don’t show up around here anymore without your parents!”:-d

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Text Message 9468: Once you lied

Once you lied, there’s already a rule on the mind of the person whom you lied to.. that is to: never believe how believable your words are, even if they are not lies anymore. good night.. 😀

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Text Message 9466: Erasing someone from your mind

Erasing s0me0ne fr0m y0ur mind is so easy.. but getting them out of y0ur heart is an0ther damn st0ry.

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Text Message 9465: When a person really loves you

Over protection can never be a solution when your scared to lose someone, when a person really loves you he/she stay’s even without being told to do so.

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Text Message 9464: Spanish sardines dala ni Pacman

Nang bumisita si cong. pacquiao sa spain.. reporter: balita ko marami kayong dalang biyaya galing spain, cong. pacman: totoo yan! naawa ako sa aking mga constituents na local sardines ang kinakain araw-araw! reporter: eh ano po dala ninyo, cong? pacman: spanish sardines!

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Text Message 9461: Erap flagged down by a cop for speeding

Erap flagged down by a cop for speeding. when asked for his license, he said, “get your act together, guys! just yesterday, you took away my license, and then today, you expect me to show it to you!”

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Text Message 9460: Wake up with a thankful heart

Wake up with a thankful heart, for all the good things happening in your life.. for all the challenges god saw you through and for all the strength heaven sent you to survive.. wake up with a thankful heart and share the love that wil come to you today… gud day!

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Text Message 9459: Goodbye can hurt

A “goodbye” can hurt. but not as much as an “i love you” that can’t be proven. good morning.

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Text Message 9473: Deleted

Text Message 9472: Stick a piece of corn in your ear

Text Message 9471: Sabihin mo, di ka makakabayad

Text Message 9470: Hi, Jack

Text Message 9469: Fisherman throws back tiny fish

Text Message 9468: Once you lied

Text Message 9467: Deleted

Text Message 9466: Erasing someone from your mind

Text Message 9465: When a person really loves you

Text Message 9464: Spanish sardines dala ni Pacman

Text Message 9463: Deleted

Text Message 9462: Deleted

Text Message 9461: Erap flagged down by a cop for speeding

Text Message 9460: Wake up with a thankful heart

Text Message 9459: Goodbye can hurt