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Text Message 9458: Wife and husband made a first pre-natal visit

A wife together with her husband makes a first pre-natal visit. after the examination, the doctor took a small rubber stamp and imprinted it on the woman’s tummy. curious about the stamp, the husband upon returning home took out a magnifying glass to see what it was. in very tiny letters, the stamp read: “when […]
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Text Message 9457: Mouse barks

A mama mouse and a baby mouse are walking when all of a sudden a cat attacks them. mama mouse yells, “bark!” and the cat runs away. “see?” says mama mouse to her baby. “now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?” :-*
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Text Message 9456: Hilarious Signs

Some hilarious signs: cosmetic surgeon’s clinic – we can help you pick your nose. 🙂 electric supplies store – call us and we’ll remove all shorts.:-d maternity hospital – you’ve come to the right door. push!:-*
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Text Message 9455: Do you call this a full meal?

At an eatery. customer: do you call this a full meal? you served me twice as much yesterday. waiter: where were you seated yesterday? customer: by the window. waiter: oh, that’s why. we do that for advertising, it gives passerbys the impression that we’re good eatery.:-d
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Text Message 9453: Brace yourself

An insurance agent’s wife was learning to drive. when the car’s brakes gave out, she asks, “what should i do?” her husband replied, “brace yourself and try to hit something cheap.” :-*
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Text Message 9451: Life is a leap of fate

Life is a leap of fate fueled by dreams, mounted in hope and nourished with the idea that our choice is the right one… go0d morning & merry xmas!:-)
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Text Message 9450: Like a game with dice

The life of a person is like a game with dice; if you don’t get the throw you want, you must show your skill in making the best of the throw you get. have a perfect day ahead!
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Text Message 9449: It’s just a bend, not the end

Often we stand at life’s crossroads and view what we think is the end. but god has much bigger vision and he tells us: “relax, it’s just a bend, not the end.”
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Text Message 9448: Dont be cold to someone you care about

“don’t be cold to someone you care about. indifference hurts more than angry words.” good pm. 🙂
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Text Message 9447: Four beautiful ladies are walking

Teacher: four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to an exclamatory sentence. one student says, “wow!”
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Text Message 9446: Forever on your hips and abs

The problem with pizza, pasta, burger, french fries is that they spent few moments on your lips, but forever on your hips and abs..!:-d
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Text Message 9444: A hug is the perfect gift

A hug is d perfect gift.one size fits all and no one minds…if u return it.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes