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Text Message 9443: 3 words na nakakabitin

Alam mo ba kung ano ang 3 words na nakakabitin? gusto mo talagang malaman?? ok ang 3 words na nakakabitin ay *some text missing*
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Text Message 9442: Making the first move

“making the first move to patch things up shouldn’t always come from the one who understands and knows the value of communication.” 🙂
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Text Message 9441: Smart people usually have stupid hearts

They say: “smart people usually have stupid hearts.” i say: “with the rate my stupid heart is going, damn i must be a freaking genius!” :))
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Text Message 9439: Know how to read our own hearts

When we know how to read our own hearts, we acquire wisdom of the hearts of others. god bless!
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Text Message 9438: Can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel

Words of wisdom… if you can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel, march down there and turn it on yourself. good morning!
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Text Message 9437: Peace is our true nature

Peace is not a momentary lack of restlessness in our mind. it is our true nature, has always been. it can never leave us. it is our noise that covers it up. turn down the noise, turn on peace.;-) have a wonderful day!
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Text Message 9436: I know all about adoption

First graders were discussing a picture of a family. one boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. one of the pupils suggested that he was adopted. a little girl said, “i know all about adoption, i was adopted.” “what does it mean to be adopted?” asked another. “it means,” […]
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Text Message 9435: Good night, letter X

Good good good good good good good good good good good good goodgood goodood gooood goood good night nigght nighght nightight nightnight night night night night night night night night note:go to edit n press down,u can see how beautiful it is…
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Text Message 9434: It takes a great deal of bravery

“it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.” -albus dumbledore
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Text Message 9433: I said, he’s dead

“recently i answered the phone and it was a salesperson from the phone company. they asked for my late father by name. ‘i’m sorry,” i replied,’ but he’s dead.’ their reply, ‘may i leave a number in case the situation changes?'”
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Text Message 9432: Yung dati kong classmate, tuwang-tuwa sakin

Tanong ng isang girl: “alam mo mare, ung dati kong classmate, tuwang-tuwa sakin. ang bait-bait ko daw. kasi lagi niyang hiram ang panty, blouse, kamison, lipstick tsaka colgate ko. gabi-gabi gamit nya kotse ko, kasama pa nya boyfriend ko. kaya lang nung minsan kumakain kami napansin ko suot-suot niya ngipin ko. palagay mo, magagalit na […]
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Text Message 9431: Accepting and trying to move on

Theoretically speaking: “accepting and trying to move on.” sounds easy right? but application of that theory simply means: “die first and live again.”
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Text Message 9430: 5 Belgians in an Audi Quattro

5 belgians in an audi quattro arrive at french border. the french customs agent stops them & says, “it’s illegal to put 5 in a quattro.” “no, quattro is the name of the car. look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 people,” protests the driver. “you can’t pull that one on […]
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Text Message 9429: Santa Claus gusto ng Red Horse

Dear santa, nagiwan ako ng gatas at cookies sa ilalim ng puno, at carrots para sa reindeer mo sa likod ng bahay namin. love, bobby dear bobby, gatas? hindi ako yagit na bata. yang carrots naman ay nagpapautot sa reindeer diretso sa mukha ko. favor naman? magiwan ka lang ng limang red horse sa ilalim […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes