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Text Message 12686: Nawawalang isang bundle ng pera

Pulis: misis kayo po ba ang may ari nung nawawalang isang bundle ng pera? misis: yes, salamat po. ako nga po mamang pulis, isang bundle po yon, nakatali ng rubber band. pulis: heto po natagpuan namin… rubber band nalang!
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Text Message 12685: Couldn’t find milk

A woman brewing coffee opened the fridge but couldn’t find milk.. so she undresses.. changed into her street clothes and brought milk from a convenience store. btw, what where you thinking?
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Text Message 12684: Advanced technology in alarm clocks

The most advanced technology in alarm clocks are the parents. “anak, gising na! alas-8 na!” pero ang totoo, 6 am pa lang. so advanced di ba?
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Text Message 12683: Walking away from a fight

Walking away from a fight doesn’t mean you’re weak, or that you have given up; it just means you have decided to pull out the big guns…prayers and let god fight for you. 😉 happy weekend!
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Text Message 12682: Kapag pinilit mo sarili mo

Kapag pinilit mo sarili mo sa taong ayaw sayo, para kang namangka sa kalsada: hindi ka na umuusad, mukha ka pang tanga.
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Text Message 12681: Ibig sabihin tatay na ako?

Girl: buntis po ako! boy: talaga? ibig sabihin tatay na ako? yess… mga kapitbahay tatay na ako! tatay na ako! girl: pssst! tumahimik ka nga.. masyado kang excited hindi naman ikaw ang ama!
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Text Message 12680: Poke mo, dre

Lalake1: dre, ung status ng misis mo sa facebook nya “nasa taas ako ng building, tatalon na ako.” ano gagawin ko? lalake2: poke mo, dre.:-d
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Text Message 12679: We all have our time machines

We all have our time machines, some take us back, they are called memories. some take us forward, they’re called dreams. wishing you happy memories and beautiful dreams.
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Text Message 12678: God’s label for you

There will always be people who doubt that you are more than what they think. start listening to god’s label for you. he is the ultimate designer. his label: chosen, precious, favored, blessed. you are made for more!
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Text Message 12677: To surrender

To surrender does not mean that you are weak. there are things you need to give up not because you’re tired of it, but because you know that no matter what you do.. “its not meant for you.”
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Text Message 12676: Masarap raw ang pakiramdam

Sabi nila masarap raw ang pakiramdam ng nagmamahal… pero mas masarap ang pakiramdam ng umabot ka sa toilet pag sasabog na ang dumi mo 😀 hehehe
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Text Message 12675: A thief broke into my house

A thief broke into my house last night… he started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him.:-d hahaha
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Text Message 12674: Pag nag ulam ng sardinas

Bat ganun?! pag mahirap nag ulam ng sardinas nahihiya sila! pero pag mayaman ng ulam ng sardinas, pino post pa sa facebook. 😀 hahaha
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Text Message 12673: May nangaroling sa labas

May nangaroling sa labas bata: kuya, pwede po bang mangaroling? ako: tawad muna. bukas na lang. bata: yung may kasalanan lang po yung humihingi ng tawad. ako: hala cge kanta!
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Text Message 12672: Wala siyang makikitang kabit ko

Pare1: bati na ba kayo ng misis mo? pare2: oo naman pare1: ano sinabi mo para huminahon siya? pare2: sabi ko “kahit hanapin pa nya sa bawat sulok ng mundo wala siyang makikitang kabit ko” pare1: nagsinungaling ka? pare2: tanga, hindi, wala namang sulok ang mundo diba?

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes