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Text Message 9428: Deleted

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Text Message 9427: Had Christopher Columbus been married

Had christopher columbus been married, he might never have discovered america. . . because. . where are you going? with whom? to discover what? why only you? what do i do, when you’re not here? can i come? coming back when?
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Text Message 9426: Dadaan po ba kayo ng Robinson’s?

Sa isang dyip pasahero: manong dadaan po ba kayo ng robinson’s? drayber: hindi, ala ko pera eh . .;-(
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Text Message 9425: Bili na po kayo ng panty

Tindero: bili na po kayo ng panty, matibay po ito. . ale: ah talaga, pano mo nasabi? tindero: butas na po ang may ari, ang panty hindi pa rin butas.:-d
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Text Message 9424: Hidden Soldier

Reporter: sir, what shampoo do you use to eliminate dandruffs? pacman: i use hidden soldier. reporter: as in small army that will hide in your hairs? pacman: no, what the heck, it’s hidden soldier, it’s a shampoo not an army, you know!
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Text Message 9423: Babaeng pilosopo sumakay ng jeep

Babaeng pilosopo nagbayad ng p20 sa driver: ito po bayad. driver: saan po galing itong p20? bp: e, di sa pitaka ko. driver: ibig ko sabihin, san po kayo sumakay? bp: e, di sa jeep mo? nainis ang driver. bp: sukli ko. driver: wala na pong sukli. bp: bakit magkano na ba ang sm? driver: […]
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Text Message 9422: Good things come to those who wait

Thought for the day – “good things come to those who wait. better things come to those who think & act… but the best comes to those who pray, believe,think & act! (-_-)
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Text Message 9421: Ang bakla pag nagka-amnesia

Isang malalim na tanong para sa gabing ito.. “ang bakla ba, kapag nagka-amnesia, bakla pa rin?” 🙂 gud night.. 😀
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Text Message 9420: People use name of God on chain messages

Exodus 20:7 “do not use my name for evil purposes, for i, the lord your god, will punish anyone who misuses my name.” message: why do some people use d name of god on chain messages? with a promise that a miracle will happen if they send d message. and gives a threat if ever […]
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Text Message 9419: Early Christmas shopping

It was x’mas & the judge was in a good mood as he asks the accused, “what are you charged with?” “doing my x’mas shopping early, sir,” replies the accused. “well, that’s not a crime. how early were you doing this shopping?” “before the store opened,” said the accused.
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Text Message 9418: Rottweiler Jesus

Robber was at a store when he heard a voice, “jesus is watching you!” the robber searches for where the voice came from & found a parrot. “oh, it’s you,” the robber said. “i’m just trying to warn you,” the parrot said. “that’s nice,” the robber said, pretending to be scared, “what’s your name?” “moses.” […]
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Text Message 9417: Jesus inggit kay Santa Claus

Jesus and santa claus talking.. jesus: alam mo naiinggit ako sayo.. santa claus: bakit naman po? jesus: kasi ikaw ang inaabangan nila sa birthday ko . 🙁 sadly but true. pass this to all and make them realize the true meaning of christmas .. — always put jesus in ur heart.. 🙂
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Text Message 9416: Every time I breathe somebody dies

A lady on a bus was reading a newspaper article about life & death. fascinated, she turned to a man next to her & said, “did you know that every time i breathe somebody dies?” “really!?” he said. “have you tried mouthwash?”
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Text Message 9415: If my bag is here, it means I am present!

15 minutes late policy: wala pa c mam! ung bag lang nya ang nasa table. after 15mins umalis na ang mga students. the next day nagalit c mam. sabi, “if my bag is here, it means i am present!” kinabukasan, nagalit na naman c mam, guess what? puro bag ang nasa upuan ng mga students. […]
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Text Message 9414: There’s a luggage limit for every passenger

Der’s a luggage limit for every passenger on a flight. d same rule applies in our lives – d lighter our luggage, d easier our journey. a great week ahead!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes