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Text Message 9413: Never lie, steal, cheat or drink

“never lie, steal, cheat or drink. but if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. if u must steal, steal away frm bad company. if u must cheat, cheat death. and if u must drink, drink in the moments that take ur breath away,”
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Text Message 9412: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? ? ? bc0z 7 8 9 (seven ate nine) !
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Text Message 9411: Iinumin mo ba ang dagat?

My ngtn0ng skin : ” bq8 d m0 mhlin ang ta0ng my gux2 xau ? ” ang sgot q : ” kpg b nauuhaw k, iinumin mu ang dgat dhl 2big dn ito ? (^_-hmm? >> make sense !
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Text Message 9410: Dapat tulungan ang kapwa

Pari: dapat natin tulungan ang ating kapwa. kung meron kang 100 manok, ipamimigay mo ba sa mahihirap yan? juan: opo padre. pari: e kung 50 manok? juan: opo padre. pari: e kung isang baboy? juan: hindi na po padre, may alaga po akong isang baboy.
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Text Message 9409: Dirty looking man tastes wine

A regular taster of a winery died. d boss luking 4 a new 1 a dirty lukng man came 2 apply 4 d job. boss doesnt lyk hm but gave hm a glass of wine 2test hm he tried it & sed “its white wine a muscat 3yrs old grown on north slope aged in […]
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Text Message 9408: When it comes to being happy

When it comes to being happy, there’s no right or wrong.. it’s a battle between your happiness and their judgement.
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Text Message 9406: May bayad na ba ang umutot?

Sa isang jeepney, may naamoy ang lahat ng pasahero at ang drayber. isang pasahero: utot! ang baho! tinanong ng drayber kung cno ang umutot pero walang umamin. may naisip ang drayber… drayber: oh, bayad na ba ang umutot? pasahero opo.. kanina pa.
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Text Message 9405: Why did the bride change her mind?

A mother & her little girl were outside a church watching all the comings & goings of a wedding. after the photos had been taken, everyone driven off to the reception, the daughter asks, “why did the bride change her mind?” “what do you mean change her mind?” the mother asks. “well, she went into […]
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Text Message 9402: Bitin tulog ko

Minsan pagsapit ng umaga, nakakasawa yung bati ng good morning, eat ur breakfast o have a nice day! para maiba naman, “tara! tulog ulit tayo! bitin tulog ko!
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Text Message 9400: What causes hurt?

Know what causes hurt? is it when somebody lies? no. it’s when you.. believe.
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Text Message 9399: Women are like tea bags

Women are like tea bags. you’ll never know how strong they are until you put them in a hot water. =)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes