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Text Message 9383: Para maiba ang araw mo

7 tips para maiba ang araw mo: 1 .ibenta ang celpon at ska mkitex 2. ibigay ang wallet sa ktbi sbay cgaw ng “holdap!” 3. mglaro ng taguan, tpos umuwi sa bahy. 4. pghiwa hiwalayin ang sngkap ng 3 in 1 coffee 5.uminom ng 5 tsang kape at matulog. 6. kurutin ang ktabi at unahang […]
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Text Message 9382: When you are old and rich

Old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young guy in his new mercedes went around her & parked in the slot she’s waiting for. old lady was upset & complained to the man who answered her with, “that’s what u can do when u’r young & bright.” this upset the […]
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Text Message 9381: If I had married him, he would now be the President

One night pres. obama & michelle went to dinner at a resto. when they were seated, resto’s owner asks the president if he could please talk to mrs. obama in private. mr. obama obliges & michelle had a talk with the owner. when michelle rejoined the president, she told him that the owner was madly […]
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Text Message 9380: Exam was tough

Height of laziness dad: why didn’t you go to the exam? son: exam was tough dad: without going, how will you know? son: exam leaked two days ago!!!
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Text Message 9379: Man charged with stealing a thoroughbred horse

A man was charged with stealing a thoroughbred horse, but the judge acquits him. later on the same day, man came back & asks the judge to have his lawyer arrested. “what’s the charge?” his honor asks. “sir, i didn’t have the money to pay his fee, so he took the horse i stole.”;-(
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Text Message 9377: Only amnesia and death can erase memories

“it’s true that people can move on.. but.. you can never deny the fact dat only amnesia and death can erase memories.”
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Text Message 9376: Uminom ka ng lason

Kung lagi kang nagdududa sa iyong mahal lalo na kapag hindi kayo magkasama.. uminom ka ng lason.. 100% panatag ka!
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Text Message 9374: Love vs. Marriage

Love: holding hands in the street. marriage: holding arguments in the street. love: dinner for 2 in ur fav resto. marriage: fast food to go. love: romancing on sofa. marriage: elbowing each other on sofa. love: going to bed early. marriage: going to sleep early.
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Text Message 9371: I would have been a bus driver

A kid in a bus sitting behind the driver starts reciting, “if my dad was a bull n my mom is a cow, i’d be a little bull.” driver gets irritated by the noisy kid. kid continues, “if my dad was an elephant n my mom was a girl elephant, i would be a baby […]
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Text Message 9370: No fishing allowed

Isang araw nangingisda sa park ang isang probinsyanong si juan. nakita sxa ng guard.. guard: hoi!!! bawal mamingwit dyan… hindi mo ba nakikita at nababasa “no fishing allowed” juan: grabe ka naman… nililiguan ko lang naman ang uod eh…
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