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Text Message 9368: Man and beggar

Begar- giv me food. man- i’l take u 2d bar. begar- i dont drink, giv me food. man- i’l giv u cigars. begar- i don’t smoke, giv me food. man- i’l take u 2d races. begar- i dont gamble. giv me food. man- i’l get u a call girl. begar- i only sleep wid my […]

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Text Message 9367: The greater pleasure in life

How can we expect our children to know and experience the joy of giving unless we teach them that the greater pleasure in life lies in the art of giving than receiving. have a happy weekend!

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Text Message 9366: Lost picture

A cute story: there was a boy who was playing in the park, when he saw a picture in a bush. since that day, he fell in love with the little girl in th picture, he kept it. find her, but seen nothing. until he got married. his wife asked him: “who is the little […]

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Text Message 9364: Ang mga babae at lalake pag nagalit

“ang mga babae kapag nagalit, lambingin lang okay na.. pero ang mga lalake pag sila nagalit, madaming isusumbat sayo.” tama ba?

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Text Message 9363: Deleted

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Text Message 9362: I don’t want to miss the ballgame

Dentist: would you please help me out? i’d like you to give a few loud screams? patient: why, doc? it isn’t that bad. dentist: well, there are 10 people in the waiting room right now & i don’t want to miss the 5pm ballgame on tv.:-d

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Text Message 9361: Deleted

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Text Message 9360: Si Jose Rizal nalang sana pumatay kay Magellan

Bata: (ngddsal) lord, c jose rizal nlang sn pumatay k magellan. amen. (nadinig ng tatay) ama: bkit nman hijo? bata: yun po kasi sagot ko sa test e. :@

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Text Message 9359: Kukunin ko lang pajama sa bahay

Erap: pare, ang lakas ng ulan, hindi ka makakauwi. dito ka na lang matulog. lapid: sige, pare, dito na ko matutulog, kukunin ko lang pajama sa bahay. erap: sige, pare… hintayin kita.

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Text Message 9358: Every positive change

Every positive change, every jump to a higher level of awareness, involves a rite of passage. to ascend to a higher rung on the ladder of evolution, we must go through a period of discomfort, of initiation. here’s to positive changes! happy weekend!

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Text Message 9357: Never allow yourself to be treated as nothing

Never allow yourself to be treated as nothing by another person whom you value so much. if there’s no sense in waiting, then move on. if you feel your not valued by that person like you do, then let go. that’s life, its about making wise decisions not about making yourself a foolish one.

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Text Message 9368: Man and beggar

Text Message 9367: The greater pleasure in life

Text Message 9366: Lost picture

Text Message 9365: Deleted

Text Message 9364: Ang mga babae at lalake pag nagalit

Text Message 9363: Deleted

Text Message 9362: I don’t want to miss the ballgame

Text Message 9361: Deleted

Text Message 9360: Si Jose Rizal nalang sana pumatay kay Magellan

Text Message 9359: Kukunin ko lang pajama sa bahay

Text Message 9358: Every positive change

Text Message 9357: Never allow yourself to be treated as nothing

Text Message 9356: If they care, they’ll notice

Text Message 9355: Pag hindi sincere sayo

Text Message 9354: Maximum tolerance