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Text Message 9353: He sleeps while I talk to him

Young mother to a watching nurse after delivery… “he’s only two days old and already he is just like his father.. he sleeps while i talk to him!”:-*
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Text Message 9352: My husband thinks he’s a refrigerator

A wife goes to a shrink & says, “doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband.. he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “i wouldn’t worry too much about it,” shrink replies. “lots of people have harmless delusions. it will pass.” “but you don’t understand,” she insists. “he sleeps with his mouth open, & the little […]
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Text Message 9351: Love of God is my gift for you

L()ve of god is my gift for you e v e r y d a y, with prayers that you will be okey and have the strength to fight all pressures. good morning!
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Text Message 9350: Dad writes on son’s wall

Facebook addiction: dad writes on son’s wall.. son how have you been your mom and i are fine we miss you a lot we wish to see you please turn off your computer and come down.;-(
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Text Message 9349: How sweet life could be

You would’t know how sweet life could be.. unless you’ve tasted somebody yummy.. :)) goodnight.
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Text Message 9348: A sign of true love & patience

“being able to wait is a sign of true love & patience.. anyone can say he/she loves you, but not everyone can wait for u.”
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Text Message 9347: I’m hot

To those who think i’m not cool.. well thank you! now i know.. i’m hot! 😀
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Text Message 9346: In a long engagement and marriage

In a long engagement and marriage, who benefited the most? boy? no! girl? no! it’s the mobile phone company!
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Text Message 9345: Sit like a yogi

“come like a racer, sit like a yogi, and go like a king.” what’s funny is that this slogan is written on a comfort room door.;-)
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Text Message 9344: God created you

God created you, designed you, and you belong to him. his plans for you are better than any plan you make. so, if you’re going to trust anyone w your life, who better to trust than your maker. he loves you.
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Text Message 9343: The clock & the calendar

The clock & the calendar keep us grounded. they are reminders that life is precious — and so short. it should be lived happily & fully, with sincere love & genuine concern for others, not just for self & family. 🙂
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Text Message 9342: Mga tanong

Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip: ang lamok ba pg n22log nil2mok ba din? pwd b uminom ng coke pag coffee break? ang uod b pg namatay, inuuod din? bkit ang blackboard kulay green? ang lason pg xpired, nak2lason p rn? nanga2nk b ang mga bakla? kung hnd, bt cla dumarami? pwd b […]
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Text Message 9341: A small dot can stop a big sentence

A small dot can stop a big sentence. but few more dots can give continuity. amazing but true. “every ending can be a new beginning.” good morning!
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Text Message 9339: If I slept with your husband

2 gals talking.. gal1: if i slept with your husband, are we still friends? gal2: nope! gal1: enemies? gal2: no! gal1: then what are we? gal2: even! :-*

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes