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Text Message 9338: Mail my bill to La Loma

Patient: please mail my bill to la loma. doctor: the cemetery? you don’t live there! patient: not yet. but by the time you get through with me, i will.
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Text Message 9337: Deleted

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Text Message 9336: Pag may lumandi sa kanya

“minsan kailangan mong tanggapin na kahit mahal ka nya.. pag may lumandi sa kanya.. katapusan mo na!”
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Text Message 9335: Weeweechu a Merry Christmas

It’s a romantic full moon & pedro said, “hey mamacita, let’s do weeweechu.” “oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said rosita. “oh c’mon baby i love you & it’s d perfect time.” pedro begged… “but i just wanna watch the moon.” replied rosita. “please, do weeweechu with me.” rosita sighed “ok, one […]
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Text Message 9334: If the U. S. economic crisis continues

Imagine if the u. s. economic crisis continues for two more years… pinoys might consider hiring young american domestic helpers! magiging maganda ang mga kasambahay natin!:-*
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Text Message 9333: What a man’s life consists of

The average man’s life consists of: twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going. forty years of having his wife ask the same question, and at the end, the mourners wondering too.;-)
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Text Message 9332: Putting a christmas tree in your cellphone

,*, merry ,*@*, x’mas! ,*@*@*, “”””u”””” hope i’m the first to put a christmas tree in your cellphone.><
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Text Message 9331: Love is keeping someone in your heart

“love is a matter of keeping someone in your heart and being faithful despite of many temptations.”
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Text Message 9330: Behind every beautiful girl

“behind every beautiful girl, there is a dumbass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.”
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Text Message 9329: Even the most effective drug expires

“even the most effective drug expires, how much more with the strongest feelings?”
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Text Message 9328: The subscriber cannot be rich

Tanong: may karapatan bang magka-cellphone ang mahihirap? ? ? ? ? ? sagot: oo, naman! sa katunayan, bawal ito sa mayayaman. di ba sabi, “the subscriber cannot be rich.”
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Text Message 9327: Don’t, doughnut

Guro: ano ang kabuuang salita ng “can’t?” erap: cannot. guro: e, ano naman ang “don’t?” erap: doughnut. b-)
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Text Message 9326: Kahit sampung piso lang

Nagdarasal si kiko, “diyos ko! tulungan n’yo po ako, naholdap ako at wala akong pamasaheng pauwi. maawa po kayo, kahit sampung piso lang…” naawa ang diyos at binigyan sya ng beinte pesos. laking pasasalamat ni kiko, “napakabait n’yo po! maraming salamat po!” biglang nagsalita ang rebulto, “hoy, sukli ko! sampung piso lang ang hinihingi mo […]
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Text Message 9325: Bathroom Graffiti

Bathroom graffiti: there are also people who come in for a different purpose… some come here to sit and think, some come here to shit and stink, but i come here to scratch my balls, and read the bullshit on the walls…:-p
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Text Message 9324: I didn’t know we had a choice

At a party, the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. next, she served some to a minister. “i would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips!” he shouted. hearing this, the first man poured his punch back and said, “i didn’t know we had […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes