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Text Message 9323: Deleted

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Text Message 9322: Huwag ka na uling makikisama sa kanya

Erap: jinggoy, huwag kang gagamit uli ng mga masasamang salita. jinggoy: dad, kahit po si shakespeare ay gumagamit noon. erap: ay, di huwag ka na uling makikisama sa kanya! 😀
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Text Message 9321: We are valuable because God loves us

“god does not love us because we are valuable. we are valuable because god loves us.” -martin luther
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Text Message 9320: I studied everything but never topped

I studied everything but never topped. but today, the topnotchers of the best universities are my employees. -bill gates good night. :
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Text Message 9319: Uri ng bf/gf

5 uri ng bf/gf: 1. bulag [ang bf/gf na hnd man lng mkta ang sakripisyo n gngwa m pra s knya] 2. pipi [ang bf/gf n ndi msabi sabi ang nrrmdaman nya kung nssktan n] 3. bingi [ang bf/gf n ndi man lng nkkinig s nrramdaman m] 4. pilay [ang bf/gf n ndi mkatyo s […]
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Text Message 9318: Ayaw ko ng supot

Dapat ang mga babae ay tumulong din sa clean & green campaign. magsuot sila ng t-shirts na may print na “ayaw ko na ng supot”! 😛
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Text Message 9317: My wife appears out of nowhere

Lost husband… a man goes up to a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and says: “i’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. do you mind talking to me for a couple of minutes?” “why?” she asks. “because every time i talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”
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Text Message 9316: Kapag nagbago ako sayo

“kapag nagbago ako sayo, wag mo isipin kung ano nagbago skin.. isipin mo kung ano pinagbago mo para mag bago ako sayo.”
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Text Message 9315: Guess jeans

Erap with friends.. erap: anu tatak ng jeans mu? friend: guess erap: ies f: guess e: bench? f: guess nga eh! e: girbaud? f: anu ba! guess nga! e: dickies? f: hindi! guess! guess!! e: hang ten? f: ang kulit mo guess nga eh! e: ayoko na nga! siret na!!:-d
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Text Message 9314: Women turn into wives

It is difficult to understand god.. he makes such beautiful things as women and… then turns them into wives…:-(
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Text Message 9313: Payabangan ng mga pasahero sa jeep

-eksena sa jeep! girl: manong bayad. driver: saan galing to? girl: es2dynte, nursing, st. paul bagong sakay. boy: (nayabangan, nagbayad ng 500 pesos)manong bayad. driver: (galit) ilan dito sa 500?! boy: isa lang. keep the change, seaman, bagong sakay lang. babae: (nayabangan din, nag abot ng 1,000)bayad, paki lang. driver: wala bang mas maliit dito? […]
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Text Message 9311: Hindi ako pabagu-bago ng isip

Doktor: ano nga pala ang pangalan nyo? babae: hilaria bato po. doktor: a, oo, natatandaan ko po kayo. ilan taon na po kayo? babae: eksaktong 35 taon na po. doktor: aba’y tatlong taon na pong ganyan ang sinasabi nyong edad sakin. babae: aba, doktor. hindi po ako katulad ng ibang babae riyan na pabagu-bago isip […]
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Text Message 9310: Little things we give away

Little things we give away comes back as blessings some other day. it’s heaven’s way of giving rewards to those who share with unselfish hearts. happy friday.
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Text Message 9309: Negativity is an addiction to the bleak shadow

Negativity is an addiction to the bleak shadow that lingers around every person… one can transfigure negativity by turning toward the light of god’s love. have a wonderful day!!!:-d

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes