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Text Message 9308: Hurt me with truth

Hurt me with truth.. but never ever comfort me.. with lies.

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Text Message 9307: Not all single are available

They say: “not all single are available.” how about: “not all taken are inlove.”

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Text Message 9306: Better to move on

“it’s good to look back but.. it’s better to move on.”

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Text Message 9305: So what kung may mahal kang iba

New version: bawal, bawal k jan, & so wat kung may mahal kang iba? mamahalin kita kung gs2 k0 noh. hnd p nman kayo kasal.. so pwd pa ring maging tayo, eh, kung ak0 nalang kaya ang mahalin m0? ang sarap kaya.. try m0!

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Text Message 9304: I love Thanksgiving turkey

“i love thanksgiving turkey. . . it’s the only time in los angeles that you see natural breasts.”;-) ~ gov. arnold schwarzenegger

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Text Message 9303: Susungkitin ko na ang bunga

Erap: pre, akyat ka nga sa puno, pisilin mo yung bungang mangga kung hinog na. sen.lito: oo, hinog na! erap: sige, bumaba ka na at susungkitin ko na ang bunga!

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Text Message 9302: When you leave this earth

Remember that when you leave this earth you can take nothing of what you have received, but only what you have been given. wishing you a great day! 🙂

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Text Message 9301: Do not eat these without me

To all my friends.. very important health advice for you: do not eat pizza pasta salad noodles cake ice cream chocolate shawarma without me. :)) weee.. nanayt.. 😀

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Text Message 9300: Golden times of our lives

Golden times of our lives may never happen again. but d good relations & d golden memories will stay in our hearts forever. a wonderful day ahead:-)

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Text Message 9299: A well lived today

A well lived today makes every yesterday, a fulfilled dream and every tomorrow a vision of hope. have a well-lived life! gudmornin! god bless!

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Text Message 9298: Success is better measured in smiles received

Sometimes success is better measured in smiles received, giggles heard, and hands held, than in money earned, deadlines met, and kilos shed. just sayin’ 😉 wishing you a beautiful week.

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Text Message 9296: Bili mo nga ng postcard

Roomboy: welcome to amanpulo, ma’am and sir. anything you want sir? sir: wala na. thank you. roomboy: anything for your wife sir? sir: para sa asawa ko? bili mo nga ng postcard, padadalan ko!:-d

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Text Message 9294: He doesn’t believe in hell

A girl runs home to her mom crying, “i can’t marry jake! he’s an atheist. he doesn’t believe in god or jesus or anything!” “don’t worry, dear,” said her mom. “but, ma, he doesn’t believe in hell!” “don’t worry dear,” repeated her mom, “you marry him… and we’ll convince him!”:-*

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Text Message 9308: Hurt me with truth

Text Message 9307: Not all single are available

Text Message 9306: Better to move on

Text Message 9305: So what kung may mahal kang iba

Text Message 9304: I love Thanksgiving turkey

Text Message 9303: Susungkitin ko na ang bunga

Text Message 9302: When you leave this earth

Text Message 9301: Do not eat these without me

Text Message 9300: Golden times of our lives

Text Message 9299: A well lived today

Text Message 9298: Success is better measured in smiles received

Text Message 9297: Deleted

Text Message 9296: Bili mo nga ng postcard

Text Message 9295: Deleted

Text Message 9294: He doesn’t believe in hell