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Text Message 9293: The farmer shot Chuck

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. the first beau came & said, “i’m eddie, i’m here to pick up betty. we’re going for spaghetti.” no. a 2nd beau came & said, “i’m joe, i’m here to pick up flo tn take her to the show. is […]
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Text Message 9292: Mahirap lunukin ang pride

Mahirap lunukin ang pride lalo na kapag… bareta! good morning..
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Text Message 9291: Unusual creatures stare at us

Every night that we sleep without praying, there is a 50% possibility that unusual creatures stare at us while we sleep. -reader’s digest
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Text Message 9290: Excuses of liars

Sumtyms reason are not really reasons sumtyms dey r jst stupid , nonsense , nver ending excuses of people dat are liars .. txtb?34
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Text Message 9289: When people say you’ve changed

Have you ever realized that when people say you’ve changed, it’s just because you’ve stopped living your life… their way? 😉 txtb?34
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Text Message 9288: No matter who broke your heart

No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends. 😉 txtb?34
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Text Message 9287: Lalapit-lapitan kita

Kung ang ikaliligaya mo ay ang paglayo ko. wag kang mag-alala, lalapit-lapitan kita. wag ka lang sumaya 😀 haha 🙂 goodpm txtb?34
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Text Message 9286: Bird Hunting

A short story (bird hunting) bisaya: tuwa ang langgam! tagalog: anung langgam?! ibon yan. patayin natin! (tinira ang ibon, hindi ntamaan) tausug: yad tupa! yad tupa! chavacano: kosa ya tupa, talya pa gane. tira ule. (tinira ang ibon, nhulog.) tagalog: buhay pa! bisaya: patya! patya! chavacano: numa patcha, mata ya. tausug: bukun ha mata, dih […]
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Text Message 9285: I’m tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes

Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.. the law student is thinking, “i’m tired and thirsty. i must have a beer.” the engineering student is thinking, “i’m tired and thirsty. i must a soda.” the medical student is thinking, “i’m tired and thirsty. i must have diabetes.”
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Text Message 9284: Father against the introduction of third language

An aging father was a constant thorn in the side of the parents-teachers conference, with his steadfast opposition to innovation. for one thing he was vociferous against the introduction of a third language in the school’s curriculum. waving a bible in the air, he shouted, “if english and pilipino were good enough for the prophets […]
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Text Message 9283: Hey God! We don’t need you anymore

3 scientists talking to god, “hey god! we don’t need u anymore, we can make man ourselves.” god said, “really?” & one of the scientist retorted, “yeah, why don’t we have a contest on who can make a man faster, u or us?” god said, “ok.” so the 3 scientists went out, scooped up a […]
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Text Message 9282: Interview with Margarito

Interview with margarito after the fight. “pacquiao todos gulpis mi en grande laparos muchos fistos porque sento trenta loslos perteng malasa! puertelos bun-og! la kulata!paeta! in english he beat the shit out of me!! hahahhahahahhaha
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Text Message 9281: The best thing that you deserve

No 1 could actually say that u deserve better cause the best thing that u deserve, will always be your choice.. good morning!
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Text Message 9280: Ang pagmamahal ay parang pagsabit sa jeep

Ang pgmamahal sa taong may mahal n iba ay parang pgsabit s jeep. alam mong bawal pro ginawa mo pa din. dahil alam mong ssaya k sa byahe, at umaasa ka na sa gitna ng byahe aalis din ung taong yun at ikaw mkkaupo. pero hndi m b naisip kpag nkaupo ka n, maaaring may […]
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Text Message 9279: Have a yummylicious sleep

May ur tasteless night be pepperd w/ spicy love may u have lemon dreams, sleep on a strawberry bed inside a vanilla room, in short have a yummylicious sleep! gudnyt..

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes