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Text Message 12671: My grandpa lived 128 years

A boy in a taxi was eating chocolate, when the cab driver said, “that will ruin your teeth.” the boy replied, “my grandpa lived 128 years.” surprised the cabbie asked, “was it because of eating chocolates?” the boy replied, “no, he’s always minding his own business..”
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Text Message 12670: Old man proposed to an old woman

The story is told about an old man who proposed to an old woman in a home for the aged. the other day at breakfast, he went from table to table asking who it was whom he proposed to the night before. finally, one old woman said: “i’m glad you asked. i remember saying yes […]
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Text Message 12669: The first

The first to apologize is the bravest. the first to forget is the strongest. and the first to forget is the happiest. goodn morning.
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Text Message 12668: Sa galing ng panlalandi

Kahit gano pa kapangit ang pinagseselosan mo, hindi mo parin maiwasang magisip na baka maagaw niya ang atensyon ng taong mahal mo. tandaan: ang pagibig walang itsurang pinipili. naka-depende yan sa galing ng “panlalandi”
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Text Message 12667: The epitome of correctness

We should never permit ourselves to do anything that we are not willing to see our children do.. remember, you are the epitome of correctness in the eyes of children. gandang umaga!
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Text Message 12666: Violence is practiced in broad daylight

“we live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” ~ john lennon hmm.. time for a change of heart, don’t you think? have a beautiful week!
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Text Message 12665: Love is about trusting each other

“love is not about texting every minute or communicating every day. it’s about trusting each other that you wont do anything stupid while youre not together.”
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Text Message 12664: Haunting you with your past

Do you know why the devil would always try to trick you by haunting you with your past experiences? it’s because he doesn’t know anything about your future.. only god knows! #believe&trust good noon.
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Text Message 12663: Count the number of mornings in your life

“count the number of mornings in your life. these are god’s blessings added up to your answered prayers & the many times he has lifted us from our bend.god is amazingly wonderful… the only way we could thank him is to be a blessing to others”… god bless! goodmorning.:):)
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Text Message 12662: Ang relationship ay parang plantsa

Ang relationship ay parang plantsa. kaya ituwid lahat ng gusot basta manatili na laging mainit.
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Text Message 12661: Tumatalon-talon kapag pinapakuluan

Teacher: class baket ang tubig tumatalon-talon kapag pinapakuluan? student: mam kung kayo kaya ang pakuluan hindi kaya kayo tatalon-talon?
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Text Message 12660: Only the thief prays for you

Irony of life: the lawyer hopes you get in trouble.. the doctor hopes you fall ill.. the police hopes you become a criminal.. the undertaker wants you dead.. only the thief prays for you to make it in life..:-d
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Text Message 12659: Someone knocks on your door

When you’re home alone & someone knocks on your door: 10% say “who is it? 64% look through the peep hole 25% open the door 1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and to through the window furtively to make sure it isn’t a masked murderer.
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Text Message 12658: Binato na ako kaagad ng kamatis

Anak: nay’ kainis si aling puring nkatambay lng nman aq sa tindahan nya.. binato na ako kaagad ng kamatis! nanay: aba’y di magaling, wla pa nman tau ulam. bumalik ka dun at tumambay ulit. anak: bakit nay? nanay: baka batuhin ka nman ng maalat na itlog.
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Text Message 12657: There’s the little girl

A policeman pulled a man over & as he approached the window, he drew his gun & screamed, “where’s the little girl!” the man asked, “what little girl?” the officer aimed his gun & yelled again, “show me the little girl!” the man now in tears said, “i swear i don’t know! the officer smiled […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes