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Text Message 9278: Maghintay sa tamang magiging asawa

Ama: bata pa naman si neneng. bayaan nating maghintay siya sa tamang magiging asawa. ina: bakit pa? ako nga, hindi na naghintay!:-d
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Text Message 9277: Bob Ong vs. Vice Ganda

Bob ong vs. vice ganda bob ong: bakit pa sila maghihiwalay kung magkakabalikan din sila? para lang silang naggagaguhan. vice ganda: ay! hindi hindi. alangan namamg magkakabalikan sila ng sila pa? yun ang naggagaguhan.
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Text Message 9275: Padumi

Paano kung 1 araw… may kumakatok sa pinto nyo nanginginig tapos ng buksan mo, niyakap ka ng mahigpit sabay bulong sau. . . “padumi!”
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Text Message 9274: Nakatipid ako

Takbong pumasok ng bahay si mario. pagod pero masaya at nagmayabang sa ina. “‘nay, nakatipid ako ng pitong piso.” “nakatipid? paano?” tanong ng ina. “di po ako sumakay ng dyip. sumabay lang ako ng takbo. kaya’t nakatipid ako ng pitong piso!” “ang hina mo pala eh. kung tourist taxi ang sinabayan mo, ‘di mas malaki […]
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Text Message 9273: A step forward or a step backward

It’s hard to care for someone when you know that one step forward will make you fall inlove. and a step backward will ruin your friendship.
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Text Message 9272: Magkaibang ama

Boring! gal1: ei! kamusta? gal2: oi, eto ok lang. gal1: malaki na anak mo noh? isa lang yun di ba? gal2: dalawa. boy and girl. gal1: aw! dalawa ba? same father ba? gal2: ay hindi! magkaiba. boring naman kung iisa lang at pareho sila ng tatay. :-*
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Text Message 9271: Pride make us hate our equals

Pride… . . .make us hate our equals because they are our equals; . . .our inferiors from the fear that they may equal us; . . .our superiors because they are above us. have a nice day!
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Text Message 9269: Taong nasagasaan ng pison

Anong tawag sa taong nasagasaan ng pison? tanga!:-*
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Text Message 9268: Tinulungan ko po ang Dad ko

Titser: sa karamihan ng mali nitong homework na ito, palagay ko hindi lang isa ang gumawa nito. tama ba ako, jinggoy? jinggoy: opo, mam, tinulungan ko po ang dad ko.;-)
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Text Message 9267: Hindi ako tangang tulad mo

May lalaki ang na-flatan ng gulong malapit sa mental hospital. habang nagpapalit ng gulong nahulog ang lahat ng turnilyo sa imburnal. drayber: naku, paano na ito? (tiyempo nakita ito ng isang pasyente sa ospital.) pasyente: pare, kunin mo ang isang turnilyo sa bawat natitira mong gulong at gamitin mo. drayber: oo nga ano! alam mo […]
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Text Message 9266: Pilipinas, maraming pogi rito

Tourism slogan tourism sec. alberto lim has vetoed an alleged suggestion from asec. mai mislang for a new slogan for the government’s tourism campaign… “pilipinas, maraming pogi rito.”:-*
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Text Message 9265: Whistle and let the couple know

A middle age couple went for a stroll in a park. they sat down on a bench and heard voices coming from a secluded spot. the wife suddenly realized that a young man was about to propose. not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband & whispered, “whistle and let […]
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Text Message 9264: Pekeng bulag, pekeng pera

“pare, bakit ang laki naman ng binigay mo? hindi naman tunay na bulag iyon, a. pekeng bulag lang!” “hindi bale, pare, peke rin naman ang ibinigay kong limang daang piso.”:-*

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