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Text Message 9263: Happiness depends on things he thought the least

A man strives for glory, honor and fame, that all the world may know his name. he amasses wealth by brain and hand, and becomes a power in the land. but when he nears the end of life, and looks back over the years of strife, he finds that happiness depends on none of these, […]
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Text Message 9262: May your journey be touched by kindness

I’ll never stop wishing that your journey thru this world will be touched by kindness, graced with understanding and kept safe from all harm. good morning 🙂
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Text Message 9261: No and yes are two short words

N0 and yes are two short words which need a long thought. most of the things we miss in life are because of saying no too early and yes too late.
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Text Message 9260: Don’t wait for the right person

Don’t wait for the right person to come into your life. be the right person to come into someone’s life.
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Text Message 9259: Police suspect a cereal killer

A man was found murdered in his home. police at the scene found the man face down in his tub. the tub has been filled with milk, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks. police suspect a cereal killer.
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Text Message 9258: Close the door, I’m dressing

Q: what did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door? ? ? ? ? ? ? a: “close the door, i’m dressing!”:-*
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Text Message 9256: Margarito, beaten black & blue last Sunday

Margarito may hav been beaten black & blue last sunday, but he was able to do what millions of pinoys have always wanted to do – punch a congressman in d face!:-d
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Text Message 9254: There is so much about my fate that I cannot control

“there is so much about my fate that i cannot control, but other things do fall under my jurisdiction. i can decide how to spend my time, whom, i interact with, whom i share my life and energy with. i can choose how i’m going to regard unfortunate circumstances in my life – whether i […]
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Text Message 9253: Ang taong matagal gumising

Motto for the day: “ang taong matagal gumising.. for sure.. nananaginip pa sa akin..” 😀
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Text Message 9252: Minsan sinasadya lang na magtampo

Minsan sinasadya lang na magtampo para lambingin mo.. kaso di mo magets.. kaya nagaaway kayo..
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Text Message 9250: Man, woman and marriage

1)when a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. sacha guitry 2)after marriage, husband and wife become two sides ofa coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. hermant joshi 3)by all means marry. if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. […]
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Text Message 9249: A powerful king found his throne missing

When a powerful king found his throne missing after not being in his palace for a day, he ordered his army to kidnap the other king’s count & forced him to tell where the throne was being hid. king: where is the throne? count: i can’t tell you. king: you will be killed. executioner, off […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes