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Text Message 9233: Abraham Lincoln at John F Kennedy ay parehong nabaril

Trivia: si abraham lincoln at john f kennedy ay parehong nabaril sa likod ng ulo katabi ang kanilang asawa. pareho rin silang binaril ng biyernes. aral: cguraduhing kabit ang kasama pag araw ng biyernes.
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Text Message 9230: Avoid the holiday rush, send your gifts now

Christmas is in the air… i would like to formally announce that i’m already accepting gifts in cash and cheques. avoid the holiday rush, send it now! 😀
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Text Message 9229: Glamour is not greatness

Let it never be forgotten that glamour is not greatness; applause is not fame; prominence is not eminence. the man of the hour is not apt to be the man of the ages. a stone may sparkle, but that does not make it a diamond. a man may have money, but that does not make […]
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Text Message 9228: Ang puso ko ay parang salamin

“ang puso ko ay parang salamin.. ilang beses mo man basagin, pag tningnan mo.. andun kpa rin.”
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Text Message 9227: Penoy is off to Yokohama tomorrow

Apec summit penoy is off to yokohama tomorrow for the annual apec heads of state summit. asec. mai mislang is not on penoy’s delegation. sayang, dami pa namang pogi sa japan!:-*
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Text Message 9226: I hid his teeth

Two golden-agers discussing their husbands. “i do wish my pete would stop biting his nails. he makes me terribly nervous.” “my johnny used to do the same thing,” the older of the two replied. “but i broke him of the habit.” “how?” “i hid his teeth.” :-*
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Text Message 9225: I can’t hear anything my wife says

Patient complains to doctor: “since i got this sickness, i can’t hear anything my wife says.” doctor happily said, “call it a blessing of the lord! it’s not a disease to be cured!”
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Text Message 9224: A bunch of mice

“old moses’ next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again” the wife told her husband. “how can you tell?” he asked. “did you smell it? ” “nope. but a bunch of mice from over his place came over this mornin’ and beat the shit out of our cats. . .”
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Text Message 9223: As if there’s no tomorrow

Use your eyes as if tomorrow you would be struck blind: hear the music of voices, the song of a bird, as if you would be struck deaf. touch each object as if tomorrow your sense of touch would fail, smell flowers, taste with relish each morsel as if tomorrow you could never smell or […]
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Text Message 9222: Most people are about as happy

“most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be” -abraham lincoln — adik na. tsk! blind tlaga aq. wa.
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Text Message 9221: Funny truths

Funny truths: school: a place were daddy pays & child plays. life insurance: a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. nurse: a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. marriage: it’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman […]
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Text Message 9220: Ibinabawas sa edad

Ang mga taong binabawas ng isang babae sa kanyang edad ay hindi raw nawawala: idinadagdag niya ito sa edad naman ng ibang babae! :-*
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Text Message 9219: Sa tuwing nakakainom ako

“doktor, ano po kaya ang mabuti kong gawin? sa tuwing nakakainom ako ng brandy. maski na sinong lalaking katabi ko ay aking yinayakap at hinahalikan?” “aba’y matindi nga ang problema mo. sandali lang may kukunin ako sa aking bar. mag-iinuman muna tayo, miss. para masuri kong mabuti ang iyong sakit”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes