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Text Message 9203: Itapon lahat ng kaibigan sa dagat

Gusto ko itapon lahat ng kaibigan ko sa dagat para lumutang kung sino ang plastic! -hahaha! m sure lulubog ka cuz u r worth ur weight in gold! 😉

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Text Message 9201: Kaya nga di ako pwede mabuntis

Mare 1: bili muna ako ng birth control pills para di ako pwede mabuntis. mare 2: kala ko nagpa-vasectomy na si pare? mare 1: oo nga. kaya di ako pwede mabuntis.

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Text Message 9200: Famous minds, never mind

Famous minds: galileo: great mind einstein: genius mind newton: extraordinary mind bill gates: brilliant mind p-noy a.k.a. penoy: never mind

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Text Message 9199: Put that cigar out

“hey, pal,” the irate pharmacist shouted, “put that cigar out while you are in this store!” “i bought this cigar here!” claimed the customer. “big deal,” said the pharmacist. “we sell condoms too.”

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Text Message 9198: A hunchback is being chased by children

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children. he stops, turns around and shouts, “well you all get lost! i haven’t got your bloody ball!” 😀

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Text Message 9197: There will be storms of blessings

Good news 4 u. weather 4cast 4 2day: there will be storms of blessings all over you in the morning, more heavy downpour of love all around you by mid-afternoon & occasional flashes of laughter & joy by early evening, with continuous sweet dreams by midnight. have a perfect weather! god bless you.

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Text Message 9196: God is a God of restoration

God is a god of restoration. when we place the broken pieces of our lives in his hands, he restores them to a beauty that far outshines the former.:) ganda umaga

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Text Message 9195: 3 kinds of friendships

A wise man once said that every person should maintain at least 3 kinds of friendships: 1. friends of your own age whom you can talk over your problems, plans & goals w/ confidence. 2. friends older than you to whom you can confide & be assured of wise counsel. 3. friends younger than you […]

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Text Message 9194: Matuto kung kelan dapat kumapit at bumitaw

“matuto ka kung kelan ka dapat kumapit at bumitaw.. hndi lahat ng minamahal dpat hndi pakawalan, hndi rin lahat ng minamahal dpat ipaglaban.”

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Text Message 9193: Nagpapacute ka ba?

1araw.. ngkta kmi ng dti qng bf.. pancn qng tnitngnan nia q kya tningnan q dn xa.. lam mo gnwa nia?.. lumapit xa skn at cnabng.. “bkt ka 2mtngin?! ngppacute kba?..” natigilan aq at 2mawa sbay sbing.. “wg kang gumawa ng dhlan pra kausapin kta..” -pamatay na quotes pra s mga ambsyosong ex! haha

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Text Message 9192: Break up? Di ako takot dyan

Break up?! di ako takot jan n0h! like what my m0m had told me: “ipamigay mo ang napaglumaan sa mga mas nangangailangan” — haha tama! isa syang basura! :))

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Text Message 9191: Kung lahat ng mga ama ay bading

Icpin mo kng lhat ng mga ama ay bding.. ama: junaknak ikyeme m s mudra m, l8tr n akiz juwe, overtym akiz s work chenez. anak: trulalu b yan pudra? baka chochorva ka lang e! ama: kafal ng feslak mo! wit n nga q panglafang kakagetlak m ng anda q n0! anak: keribelles! ok fyn […]

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Text Message 9190: Two guys in a jungle meet a lion head on

Two guys in a jungle meet a lion head on. one guy reaches into his knapsack & slowly takes out a nike running shoes, never breaking eye contact with the lion. 2nd guy hisses: “what are you doing, you can’t outrun the lion.” 1st guy says: “no, but all i have to do is outrun […]

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Text Message 9203: Itapon lahat ng kaibigan sa dagat

Text Message 9202: Deleted

Text Message 9201: Kaya nga di ako pwede mabuntis

Text Message 9200: Famous minds, never mind

Text Message 9199: Put that cigar out

Text Message 9198: A hunchback is being chased by children

Text Message 9197: There will be storms of blessings

Text Message 9196: God is a God of restoration

Text Message 9195: 3 kinds of friendships

Text Message 9194: Matuto kung kelan dapat kumapit at bumitaw

Text Message 9193: Nagpapacute ka ba?

Text Message 9192: Break up? Di ako takot dyan

Text Message 9191: Kung lahat ng mga ama ay bading

Text Message 9190: Two guys in a jungle meet a lion head on

Text Message 9189: Deleted