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Text Message 9188: Dagdagan mo pa ang ininom mo

Nilapitan ng isang gro ang umiinon na machong lalaki. gro: boss, bakit ka naglalasing? lalaki: e, dahil kapag ako’y nalasing, ang lahat nang makita kong babae ay magaganda. gro: ganon ba? etong pera dagdagan mo pa ang ininom mo!
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Text Message 9187: Pakipalitan nyo nga itong singsing na ito

Sa jewelry store.. lalaki: miss, pakipalitan n’yo nga itong singsing na ito, hindi kasya sa girlfriend ko e. miss: okey, itong singsing a! ‘yong girlfriend n’yo na lang ang palitan mo!
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Text Message 9186: Inventions

Unconfirmed inventions of erap & sen. lito lapid: 1) waterproof towel 2) solar-powered flashlight 3) submarine screen door 4) book on how to read 5) inflatable dartboard 6) dictionary index 7) ejector seat in a helicopter 8) powdered water 9) pedal-powered wheel chair 10) water-proof tea bag
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Text Message 9184: Tol, gwapo ba ako?

Boy1: tol, gwapo ba ako? boy2: panget ang nanay mo, panget tatay mo, panget kapatid mo… ano ka exempted? 😀
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Text Message 9182: Tanggap na ako, binigyan pako kaagad ng murder case

Lito lapid gustong maging pulis, nag-apply at in-interview ng hepe ng pulis. hepe: ano ang 2 + 2? lito: ummmmm… 4! hepe: ano ang square root ng 100? lito: ummmmm… 10! hepe: good! sino ang pumatay kay ninoy aquino? lito: ummmm.. di ko alam. hepe: ok, sige, umuwi ka muna at pagisipan mo, tapos bumalik […]
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Text Message 9181: May muta ka pang dapat alisin

Kung mamulat ka’t magising na di alam kung ano ang sorpresang kakaharapin, tumingin ka sa salamin at doon malalaman mo, may muta ka pang dapat alisin!:-d
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Text Message 9179: Difference betweem dream and aim

There is only one difference betweem dream and aim.. dream requires sleep to see, whilst aim requires sleepless efforts to achieve! have a lovely weekend!:-d
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Text Message 9178: I am a happy man

“and now i have to confess the unpardonable and the scandalous. i am a happy man. and i am going to tell you the secret of my happiness. it is quite simple. i love mankind. i love love. i hate hate. i try to understand and accept.” ~ jean cocteau wishing all of us a […]
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Text Message 9177: Every goodbye makes the next hello closer

“every goodbye makes the next hello closer.” — can’t wait hello to come closer. :))
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Text Message 9176: A driver tucked a note under her windshield

A driver tucked a note under her windshield & dashed off: “i’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. i’m late for an appointment, & if i don’t park here i’ll lose my job. forgive us our tresspasses.” returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket & a note: “i’ve circled the block for […]
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Text Message 9175: Practicing all night

Nurse: good morning, sir, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning. patient: that’s because i’ve been practicing all night. :-*
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