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Text Message 12656: May shota na po ako

Anak: ma may sh0ta n po ako.. mama: naku ang anak ko malaki na talaga. buti yan anak at open ka.. o ano kelan mo sya samen ipakilala. anak: ma.. tsaka nlang po.. masyadong kcng mahiyain si lloyd ee. mama: ano kamu ulet ang pangalan nya? anak: lloyd po ma.. alam m0 ma ang pogi2 […]
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Text Message 12655: Nagtangkang magpakamatay ang bayaw

Juan: pare ibig mo sbhin nagtangkang magpakamatay ang bayaw m0, bakit? pedro: dhil sa laki ng pnagka2utangan nya. mabuti nlang na agapan namin ndala sa ospital. juan: e kmsta na sya ngaun? pedro: natuluyan pa din 2malon sa 10/f kc laki ng bill.
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Text Message 12654: Showing your emotions

Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. let this be a sign that you’ve got a big heart and aren’t afraid to let others see it. showing your emotions is a sign of strength. have cool weekend!
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Text Message 12653: Nothing in life is to be feared

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. have a great day!
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Text Message 12652: How you value yourself

Makeup doesn’t make you prettier. money doesn’t make you richer. because real wealth and real beauty depends on how you value yourself. — good night.
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Text Message 12651: Struggles are what we need in life

“sometimes struggles are exctly what we need in life. if god allows us to go thru life w/o obstacles, we would not be as strong as what we could have been. have faith, god balances our lives by giving us blessings to keep us happy & enough burdens to keep us humble.” gud day!:-)
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Text Message 12650: Death penalty?

At the senate.. reporter: sir, are you in favor of the death penalty? senator wanbol: definitely not! ano un?! patay na nga… may multa pa?!
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Text Message 12648: Some things you just can’t explain

Farmer drinking in a bar.. bartender: what happened? farmer: this morning, i was milking my cow. she kicked the bucket with left foot so i tied it to a pole and started milking. she kicked with right foot spilling the milk, so i tied her right foot to another pole. she knocked down the bucket […]
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Text Message 12647: The story of your life

The story of your life is in good hands. god will cradle your dreams, and in due time, when you are ready, when he has set everything just right and in place, he will hand them back to you, restored. you are made for more!
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Text Message 12646: To venerate the cross of Jesus

To venerate the cross of jesus, we see our own cross. by looking upon it, we do not run away. god moves out towards us in a mysterious act of love and humility. to venerate the cross links our suffering to that of jesus and so get caught up in that moment of salvation. have […]
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Text Message 12645: Tired of chasing everyone

There’s a point in life when you get tired of chasing everyone and trying to fix everything, but it’s not giving up. it’s realizing you don’t need certain people and their crap.
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Text Message 12643: There ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight

A worried looking woman sees her doctor. strung out, she rattles off, “doctor, take a look at me. when i woke up this morning, i saw myself in the mirror with my hair all wiry & frazzled up, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, and i had this corpse-like look on my face. what’s wrong […]
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Text Message 12642: Will it be long?

A couple at a sro popular resto. man went to receptionist & asked, “will it be long?” the hostess ignore him, kept writing in her book. he asked again, “how much of a wait?” the woman said, “10 minutes.” a short time later, they heard an announcement, “willette b. long, your table is ready.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes