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Text Message 9128: Love doesn’t start in the morning

“love doesn’t start in morning and end in the evening. it starts when you don’t need it and ends when you need it most.” blessed samhain.
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Text Message 9127: Difference between worry and concern

“there is a great difference between worry and concern. a worried person sees a problem and a concerned person solves a problem.”
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Text Message 9126: Nilagang itlog

Amo: inday, ipagprito mo ako ng itlog, ayoko ng basag ang pula! inday: opo, nariyan na. boss: sinunod mo ba ang gusto ko na hindi mababasag ang pula? inday: nilaga ko na lang po mam, para siguradong buo ang pula. toink!
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Text Message 9125: ATM machine to impress chick

Teenager to trainer: “there’s a hot chick that i’m crazy about that i want to impress. what machine do you suggest i use?” trainer: try the atm machine outside the gym!:-p
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Text Message 9124: Tatay, under de saya daw kayo

Tatay: o anak, bakit ka umiiyak? anak: kasi po tatay, tinutukso nila ako sa school namin. tatay: bakit daw? anak: under de saya daw kayo. tatay: ano? hindi ba nila alam ng ako ang nagpapaandar sa loob ng bahay natin. anak: opo, tatay. tatay: alam naman pala e bakit ka pa nila tinutukso? anak: kaya […]
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Text Message 9123: 3 misers at church

3 misers at church one sunday were worried when the priest asked for a 2nd collection for flood victims. just when the collection bag was about to be passed to one of them, the 1st miser suddenly fainted. the other two promptly carried him out for help. 😀
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Text Message 9122: I deserve nothing

Girl:i deserve nothing & u deserve evrything;( boy:i am nothing & u are my evrything…now do we deserve each other?
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Text Message 9121: Friends were gambling when 1 died

6 frnds wer gambling n a cockpit wen 1 died.. pare 1: juan shud talk to his wife since he is a diplomatic speaker. juan: no worry, i wil tel her so she won’t blame us. juan went to house: mare, your husband just lost p100k, he’s afraid to come home. wife: tell him to […]
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Text Message 9120: Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.
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Text Message 9119: The Height Of Bad Manners

The height of bad manners: peeping through a key hole of a glass door.;-)
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Text Message 9118: Ano ang pinakamasarap sa manok?

Erap: ano ang pinakamasarap sa manok? lito l.: balun-balunan. erap: hindi! lito l.: alam ko na. hita! erap: hindi pa rin. lito l.: e, ano? erap: mais.
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Text Message 9116: My wife is missing

A man went to the police & says, “my wife is missing.” an officer asks, “how long has she been gone?” “a month.” “why did you wait so long to report it?” “well, till yesterday, i thought it was a dream, then i realized i didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”
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Text Message 9115: The car goes to my ex tomorrow

A guy has a brand new ferrari california sports car that he enters into a demolition derby. another guy goes up to him & asks why he’s using such an expensive car for something such as this. guy1: my wife & i are separated. guy2: well, what’s that got to do with it? guy1: the […]
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Text Message 9114: I am in the process of quitting smoking

A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. his friend says, “i thought you made a new year resolution to quit smoking.” the man replies, “i am in the process of quitting. right now, i am in the middle of phase one.” “what’s phase one?” “i have quit buying.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes