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Text Message 9113: Pabalik-balik si Lando sa mesa ng pagkain

Sa isang handaan, makalima nang beses bumabalik si lando sa mesa ng pagkain. “hindi ka ba nahihiya?” tanong ng kasama nya. “balik ka nang balik sa mesa?” “hindi,” sagot ni lando, “sinasabi ko sa kanila para sa iyo lagi ang kinukuha ko.”
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Text Message 9112: The world is all gates, all opportunities

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery guided by a private chart of which there is no duplicate. the world is all gates, all opportunities. hoist your sails, mate! good morning and god bless!
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Text Message 9111: May God bless you abundantly

May god who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly, give you a healthier body and grant even your silent prayers. sweet morning..
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Text Message 9110: W is the most dangerous letter in the alphabet

Which is the most dangerous letter of the alphabet? “w” because all worries start with “w” who? why? what? when? which? whom? where? war! wine! whiskey! women! finally, wife. .
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Text Message 9109: Ma’am, ano po ang petsa ngayon?

“ma’am, ano po ang petsa ngayon?” “pabayaan mo na ang petsa. ang eksamen at sagot mo ang mas mahalaga.” “gusto ko po kasing may siguradong tama sa papel ko!”
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Text Message 9107: Bakit pare matagal na yung ubo mo?

Moy: bakit pare matagal na yung ubo mo? tom: siguro sa sobrang paninigarilyo ko. moy: alam mo may paraan para gumaling iyang ubo mo. tom: paano? moy: itigil mo na ang paghini ng sigarilyo sa akin!:-d
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Text Message 9105: A choice to love and keep on laughing

In life, we are born, we love, we lose, we laugh, and we die. some things, like losing and dying, we do not have a choice about. but we do have a choice, to love, and keep on laughing. choose well!;-) let’s make this a great day!:-)
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Text Message 9104: The more tranquil a person becomes

The more tranquil a person becomes, the greater is one’s success, one’s influence, one’s power for good. calmness of mind is one of the beautiful jewels of wisdom. might be time for a deep breath. . . 😉 good morning!
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Text Message 9103: I love mornings

I love mornings. it makes me think of the value of life. it asks me to live not yesterday’s sorrows nor tommorow’s dreams but today’s blessings. ~ good morning! n_n kenneth
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Text Message 9101: My father has been fighting for an hour

Boy: “help! police! my father’s has been fighting with our neighbor for half an hour!” police: “why didn’t you call us earlier?” boy: “at the beginning my dad had the advantage, now he is losing!”:-d
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Text Message 9100: 2 babaeng kaluluwa nagusap

2 babaeng kaluluwa nagusap. soul1: anong ikinamatay mo? soul2: atake! nahuli ko asawa ko na may dalang babae sa amin. hinanap ko ang chik sa ilalim ng kama, loob ng aparador, sa garahe, wala talaga! napagod ako kaya inatake ako. soul1: sayang! kung sumilip ka sana sa loob ng freezer, e di buhay pa sana […]
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Text Message 9099: Magkakamali ba itong mga langgam?

“maganda itong lugar na napili ko para sa ating piknik.” “maganda nga siguro. magkakamali ba naman itong libo-libong langgam?” 😀

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes