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Text Message 9098: Pharmacist second guess doctor’s orders

An old man to his doctor, “doc, my pharmacist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you’ve been giving to my wife.” “oh, he did, did he?” the doc shot back. “and since when does a pharmacist second guess a doctor’s orders?” the old man replies, “since he found […]
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Text Message 9097: When were in our comfort zone

When were in our comfort zone, we seldom fail 2 see d need 2 exercise faith. that’s why d lord sends us venues 2 stretch r muscles of faith- seeing byndwat can we do & blieve. gandang umaga!;-)
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Text Message 9096: Experience is…

“experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.”
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Text Message 9095: A stupid person can ask more questions

Research has proved that a stupid person can ask more questions than a genius can answer. . so it’s quite obvious we stand speechless in front of our. . . wives!:-d
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Text Message 9094: A heart open to appreciate

A heart that is open to appreciate every blessing should always be bigger than the eyes that see what is missing… let our blessings be the reason to celebrate life and may that which is missing serve as the inspiration to work for a life that never stops to get better and better… god bless […]
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Text Message 9093: Hospital food was bad

At a hospital. . patient: the food is so bad. how can you make us eat this? nurse: are you here for the treatment or meals?:-d
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Text Message 9092: Otosan

Onyok: hindi ba galing ka ng japan. ano sa hapon ang matayog? kiko: hai. onyok: ano sa japanese ang matanda na? kiko: korobot na. onyok: ok, ang galing mo talaga. ano naman ang katulong sa hapon? kiko: o-to-san. b-)
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Text Message 9091: Mahaba pala itong Swiss tunnel

Binata: darling, kung alam ko lang na mahaba pala itong swiss tunnel na dinaanan nitong tren, sana’y nahalikan kita. dalaga: bakit? hindi ba ikaw yon?
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Text Message 9089: A tribesman watching a Tarzan movie

A tribesman watching a tarzan movie rushes out of the cinema the moment a tiger appeared on screen, advancing menancingly towards the audience. the cinema usher trying to stop him said it’s only a movie, to which the tribesman replies, “i know it’s a movie but does the tiger know?”
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Text Message 9088: Kung may pinag dadaanan kang problema

“kung may pinag dadaanan kang problema, daanan mo lang, wag mong tambayan .. ” ~tama!
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Text Message 9087: When I drink, everyone has to drink

“everyone drink!” shouted a man at a bar. “when i drink, everyone has to drink. when i am happy everyone has to be happy!” the barman served all in the bar with a free drink. after finishing his beer, the man tossed a dollar on the bar counter & walks out. “that’s only for your […]
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Text Message 9085: Blonde was trying to commit suicide

A blonde and a brunette are living together. the brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. the brunette asked whythe rope was around her waist. the blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. the brunette said, “you put it around your neck!.” the blondereplied, […]
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Text Message 9084: Napatigil sa paglabas sa gabi si Pareng Joe

Ising: paano mo napatigil ang paglabas sa gabi ni pareng joe? luming: simple lang. nang umuwi sya isang gabi tumawag ako mula sa kuwarto, “ikaw na ba, berto?”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes