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Text Message 9038: Hand over the money

An african suspect in a robbery is being questioned by a judge. “can you speak english?” “a litte.” “what can you say?” “hand over the money!” 😀

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Text Message 9037: I don’t want to see you again

A police officer brings a vagrant to court. the judge asks impatiently, “didn’t i tell you that i didn’t want to see you again?” “yes, your honor. that’s what i told the officer but he didn’t believe me.”

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Text Message 9036: A greenhorn putting the saddle backwards

A greenhorn was trying to saddle a horse. “excuse me,” said an old hand, “but you are putting that saddle backwards.” “how do you know,” snapped the tyro. “you do not know which way i am going!”

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Text Message 9035: Girls require honesty in a relationship

Why do girls require honesty in a relationship? it’s because they don’t want to live in lies. keep this in mind: girls rather chus to be dumped than to be cheated. goodmorning..

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Text Message 9034: What’s square root of, itanong sa hardinero

Jinggoy: dad may homework ako sa math. erap: ok sasagutan ko. ano ang tanong? jinggoy: what’s square root of 5 plus cube root of 8? erap: jinggoy naman, dapat sa hardinero natin itinanong ang mga yan, wala ko alam sa mga ugat ng halaman.

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Text Message 9033: The only man who truly loves his girl

The only man who truly love his girl is the 1 hu will court her for the purpose of bringing her to the altar one day. he’s not the 1 hu will court her to bring her to dark places and destroy her dignity as a woman. he’s the 1 hu will protect her and […]

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Text Message 9032: Itatago mo nalang ba?

“ang pagseselos ba dapat may karapatan? sa pag iyak ba dapat may dahilan? pano kung tlagang nasaktan ka na? itatago mo nlang ba para hinde ka masumbatan?.”

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Text Message 9031: Why they got married

Most of all husbands can testify to a wedding they cannot deny. ‘cause they know where and when they got married, but then, what exactly escapes them is… why!

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Text Message 9030: Small acts of kindness

Small acts of kindness performed on a regular basis make a much bigger impact on peoples lives. no act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

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Text Message 9029: Don’t let a day go by

Don’t let a day go by without finding something to rejoice over whether it be in god’s creation or in the people you love. good day.

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Text Message 9028: People are starving for love

People are starving for love, not knowing their heart is a magical kitchen and refuse to walk around the world begging for love. in your heart is all the love you need. you can create any amount of love, not just for yourself, but for the whole world. let’s cook up something beautiful. 😉 good […]

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Text Message 9027: Freedom and love go together

Freedom and love go together… if i love you because you love me, that is mere trade, a thing to be bought in the market. to love is not to ask anything in return, not even to feel that you are giving something — and it is only such love that can know freedom. have […]

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Text Message 9026: Welcome to the 21st century

Welcome 2d 21st century our communication-wireless. our phones-cordless our food-fatless our sweets-sugarless our labor-effortless our mistakes-countless our attitude-careless our youth-jobless our ladies-topless our needs-endless our situation-hopeless our future-clueless!

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Text Message 9024: Man robs a store five times for a skirt

“how many times did you steal from the store?” “five times.” “how many things did you steal?” “not many. just a skirt.” “you robbed a store five times for a skirt?” “i had no choice. each time i went home my wife kept asking me to exchange it for something nicer!”:-*

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Text Message 9038: Hand over the money

Text Message 9037: I don’t want to see you again

Text Message 9036: A greenhorn putting the saddle backwards

Text Message 9035: Girls require honesty in a relationship

Text Message 9034: What’s square root of, itanong sa hardinero

Text Message 9033: The only man who truly loves his girl

Text Message 9032: Itatago mo nalang ba?

Text Message 9031: Why they got married

Text Message 9030: Small acts of kindness

Text Message 9029: Don’t let a day go by

Text Message 9028: People are starving for love

Text Message 9027: Freedom and love go together

Text Message 9026: Welcome to the 21st century

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Text Message 9024: Man robs a store five times for a skirt