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Text Message 9023: Pretty girl passes a piece of folded paper

On a bus, a pretty girl wordlessly passes a piece of folded paper to a guy. ignoring the other passengers, stares, the guy pocketed the note thinking it was the girl’s phone number. as soon as the guy got off the bus, he open the note excitedly only to read: “the zipper of your trousers […]
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Text Message 9022: Deleted

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Text Message 9021: Study your own failings

“when you are offended at any persons fault, turn yourself and study your own failings. then you will forget your anger.”
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Text Message 9020: A trainee in a multinational firm

A man joins a multinational firm as a trainee.. on his first day, he dialled the cafeteria & shouted into the phone: “get me a cup of coffee, asap!” a voice from the other side replied: “you fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! do you know who you’re talking to?” “no,” replied the trainee. “this […]
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Text Message 9019: Women insist on asking questions

Something to think about . . . women are to blame for most of the lying men do. . they insist on asking questions. :-*
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Text Message 9018: Deleted

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Text Message 9017: A suicide bomber in a pet shop

A suicide bomber went into a pet shop and yelled, “everyone has one minute to go and get out!” a turtle in the back yelled: “you bastard!”:-d
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Text Message 9016: When you are about to say goodbye

When you are about to say goodbye, remember first how it was hard to say hello. relationship – building takes years, yet one stupid error can destroy it all.
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Text Message 9015: Spare us from another devastation

Pls pass to start a prayer brigade . almighty and loving father, we fervently pray for your divine mercy to spare us from another devastation. our people are still suffering and have barely recovered from the wrath of typhoons ondoy & pepeng. and then, here comes another strong typhoon threatening to hit northern luzon. we […]
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Text Message 9014: When there’s a storm

When there’s a storm, don’t be afraid. the sky and the elements are just doing what they do. they mean no harm. likewise, the challenges and unpleasantries that sometimes occur in life are there to nourish the soil of your own heart and soul on your own terms. learn from from the changes. then when […]
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Text Message 9013: The loveliest days

“the loveliest days are when you wake up to find that love still colors your world through people who truly care and never fail to forget you.” *my day is not lovely, and there’s no color but black. haha. txtb?37
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Text Message 9012: Admit that you’ve had enough

When it is good to be a quitter? sometimes, the best way to move ahead in life is to admit that you’ve had enough. that sometimes, giving up something can bring a sense of relief and ease. just like stepping out of an old pair of pants, that no longer fits.
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Text Message 9011: Deleted

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Text Message 9010: I have lots of surgical knives

A young man tells a doc: “doctor, be careful that you don’t forget your knife inside my body when you operate.” “that’s ok, son! i have lots of surgical knives!”
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Text Message 9009: Pulling a tooth

A – how much to pull a tooth? b – two hundred bucks. a – really? that means it only takes you ten minutes to earn five hundred bucks. b – if you like i could take an hour..;-)

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