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Text Message 9007: As human beings, we’re not perfect

As human beings, we’re not perfect, and we’re not supposed to be. but that’s not always an easy thing for us to realize. the best we can do is to do the best we can, give it our all, and always give thanks. we’re lucky that there are people placed in our paths to guide […]
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Text Message 9006: Love people, not things

Two most important thoughts a person should bear in mind: use things, not people. love people, not things..
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Text Message 9005: Dreams about you and me

I had so many dreams ab0u you and me happy endings n0w i kn0w… em n0t your princess dz aint a fairytale.. im g0nna fnd s0meday hus g0nna treat me well
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Text Message 9004: How they appreciate the efforts

“in our life, we don’t need to explain how much we love a person. it depends on them how they appreciate the efforts that we do for them to be contented.” — goodnight vampires. (–,)
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Text Message 9003: Cover up the pain by laughing my heart out

Most of the time i try to cover up the pain by laughing my heart out. now i know if i laugh out loud, it’s either i’m crazy or i’m badly hurt. :((
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Text Message 9002: stupid man has a lovely wife

A couple watching a movie. . he: (with feelings) “this world is really funny. imagine, for that ugly & stupid man to have a lovely wife!” she: (smiling) “darling, you really know how to flatter me!”
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Text Message 9001: Dad, wala tayong brake

Erap: jinggoy, bakit napaka bilis mong drive itong auto? jinggoy: dad, wala tayong brake! kailangan kong makauwi kaagad para walang ma-aksindente! 😀
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Text Message 9000: Fee-lippines and Fee-lipinos

Foreign investor: i hav difficulty doin business here. every1 from customs, bir, congressman, barangay, lto, register of deeds & aders, always ask 4 a fee! u shud change ur country’s name 2 – ‘fee-lippines’ & call urselves ‘fee-lipinos’
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Text Message 8999: There was a four-story building

There was a four-story building. the guy on the 4th floor liked to throw knives out the window. the guy on the 3rd floor liked to stick his meat out the window. the guy on the 2nd floor liked to paint things green. and the guy on the 1st floor liked pickles. you do the […]
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Text Message 8998: Belo replaced the photo of P-Noy on immigration cards

Reports say the face of cosmetic expert vicki belo replaced the photo of p-noy on immigration cards. it was an ad for the belo medical group. but critics wanted the cards withdrawn reasoning that tourists might confuse the philippines for madame tussauds!!! immigration officials defended their actions given the choice between two advertisers: ms. belo […]
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Text Message 8997: Hard to say you’re wrong

Why is it so hard to say you’re wrong? because it often involves saying “i’m sorry.” which is even harder. throughout history, people have found it easier to stop speaking to one another, punch, slander, shoot and bomb. rather than apologize. — carpe diem.
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Text Message 8996: So, napagaling din kayo?

A doctor told sen. lito lapid, “you know what, i spent four years in college taking medicine, and four years in a hospital for my residency.” sen. lapid asked, “so, napagaling din kayo?”:-d
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Text Message 8994: Things learned from TV

Things learned from tv: all crimes solved in 1 hour. the good guy always wins. when you’re trapped, you always find a way out. a trip from sfo to china takes 5 seconds. all women still have makeup on when they woke up in the morning. when you’re a hero, you will never get burnt […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes