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Text Message 8978: Only Noy can save a tree

“puno” by joyce killjoy “i think that i shall never see a friend lucky as this tree. a tree who’s twice put to test yet boss won’t let him go and rest. poems are made by fools like me, but only noy can save a tree.” bow
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Text Message 8977: Foundation day and pimple power

Anung twag sa ta0ng makapal ang make up? -f0undati0n day anung twag sa muka na maraming tagyawat? -pruti (prutigyawat) anung twag sa paghhimagsik ng mga tagyawat? -pimple p0wer anung twag sa paghhimagsik ulit ng mga tagyawat? -pimple p0wer 2
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Text Message 8976: Undress to taste

“u cannot taste me.. unless u undress me.” -saging
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Text Message 8975: Mga pari mahilig sa mahjong

Newsman: bishop ba’t galit ka sa jueteng, eh kayong mga pari mahilig sa mahjong. sugal din yun ah? bishop cruz: wala naman pera pag kaming mga pari ang nagma-mahjong. libangan lang yun. doon nga lang ako nakakasalat ng flowers, eh, yun ibang pari nga, gusto stick at balls ang sinasalat eh!
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Text Message 8974: The preacher and the devil

A preacher was giving a sermon to a sr0 congregation when a devil suddenly appeared. the entire assembly fled except for one old man. the devil went to the man and asked, “aren’t you afraid of me, i’m evil incarnate and will most likely torture you!” old man replied, “you don’t scare me, i’ve been […]
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Text Message 8973: Two men dragging their right foot as they walk

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. both are dragging their right foot as they walk. as they meet, one man looks at the other knowing, points at his foot, and says, “baghdad, 2008.” the other hook hs thumb behind him says, “dog shit, 20 feet back.”
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Text Message 8972: Deleted

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Text Message 8971: A real man

A real man is not defined by how many girlfriends he had.. it’s how many girls cried when he said, “no, i’m taken and i love her.” — h0w sweet, mer0n p b gnyan? lol.
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Text Message 8970: It’s autumn and I’m shedding

A guy saw his pal with very short hair.. guy: “hey, have you had a hair cut?” pal: “no, it’s autumn and i’m shedding…;-(
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Text Message 8969: I’m the boss

The boss was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried an old fashioned method of persuasion. he brought a sign that said, “i’m the boss” and taped it to his door. after lunch, he saw someone had taped another note under his which read, “your wife called. she wants her […]
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Text Message 8968: I am thirsty again

A drunk walked into a bar crying. one of the other men asked him what happened. “i did a horrible thing,” sniffled the drunk. “just a few hours ago, i sold my wife to someone for a bottle of scotch.” “that is awful,” said the other guy. “you’re sorry you sold her because you realize […]
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Text Message 8967: Waltz boldly onto the floor of life

You can either waltz boldly onto the floor of life and live the way your spirit is nudging you to, or you can sit quietly by the wall and recede in the shadows of fear and self-doubt. may we make something good and positive in our life!:-d
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Text Message 8966: Defense lawyer cross-examining a pathologist

In a trial, the defense lawyer was cross-examining a pathologist. lawyer: before u signed the death certificate, had u taken the pulse? pathologist: no. lawyer: did u listen to the heart? pathologist: no. lawyer: did u check for breathing? lawyer: so, when u signed the death certificate u weren’t sure the man was dead? pathologist: […]
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Text Message 8965: Deleted

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Text Message 8964: She kiss

_she kiss. _she kiss. doon bumibili at kumakain ng pizza si aling dionisia’ . sa ‘she kiss’ pizza tayo.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes