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Text Message 8948: The best room in the hotel is on fire

The drunk staggered up to hotel reception and demanded his room be changed. “but sir,” said the clerk you have the best room in the hotel. would you mind telling me why you don’t like your room?” “well, for one thing,” the drunk said, “it’s on fire.”
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Text Message 8947: Give me whatever the pilot is drinking

A jet ran into a turbulent weather. to keep the passengers calm, the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts. “i’d like a soda,” said a passenger in the first row. moving along, the attendant asked another man if he would like something. “yes, i would,” he replied, “give me whatever the pilot is drinking!”
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Text Message 8946: Want a little company?

A pretty businesswoman is sitting at a bar. a man approaches her. “hi, honey,” he says, “want a little company?” “why?” asks the woman, “do you have one to sell?”
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Text Message 8945: That’s what you call God’s will

In as much as you plan your life, it has a way of surprising you with unexpected things that will make you happier than you originally planned. that’s what you call god’s will. god day!
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Text Message 8944: Ang pag-ibig ng ina sa anak

Mom’s thought for today: ang galit ng ina parang paggisa ng bawang… sandali lang. ang tuwa ng ina sa anak parang dam s tag-ulan… umaapaw. ang pasensya ng ina parang san juanico bridge… mahaba. at ang pnkmahalaga: ang pag-ibig ng ina sa anak parang iced tea… bottomless! gandang umaga!:-)
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Text Message 8943: Boy said pssst to the frog

From out of the mouths of babes.. a kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. she inquired as to whether it was alive or dead. dead she was informed. “how do you know?” she asked. “because i pissed in his ear,” said the child innocently. “you did what?” sputtered the […]
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Text Message 8941: He’d also shit in your pants

A merchant captain and his officers were returning to the ship after a big night ashore. as they climbed the gangway the captain vomitted all over himself. pointing to an apprentice seaman above him, he shouted, “give that man five days in the brig for vomitting.” the following morning, the captain was checking the log […]
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Text Message 8940: Why, why, him, of all people?

At a funeral, one of the teary-eyed people asks, “why, why, him, of all people?” a smart aleck replies, “why? would it rather have been you?”
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Text Message 8939: He should tickle you

U crossed my mind jus now, so i whispered a prayer, tellin god dat if ur smiling he shud bless u, but if u arn’t, den he shud tickle u til u smile..hehehe:-) good morning!
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Text Message 8938: My dozen wishes for you

My dozen wishes for you: 1. sunrise after the darkest of nights. 2. friends who bring out the best in you. 3. a love that makes you smile. 4. belief that anything is possible. 5. courage to finally do what you’ve been putting off. 6. time for yourself. 7. promises that are not broken. 8.an […]
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Text Message 8937: Your life is your temple

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. when you enter into it, take with you your all. wishing us all a day of peace and joy.;-) happy weekend! 😀
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Text Message 8936: Be loveable

If you want to be loved.. be loveable. good morning..
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Text Message 8935: Pwede ba akong manligaw?

Boy: pwede ba akong manligaw? girl: oo naman. 🙂 wag lang sakin! :p
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Text Message 8934: Celebrate Mama Mary’s feast, Our Lady of the Rosary

There are times when only a mother’s love can understand our tears, can soothe our disappointments and calm all of our fears. there are times when only a mother’s faith can help us on life’s way and inspire in us the confidence we need day to day. for a mother’s heart and faith were fashioned […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes