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Text Message 8933: Two things that can’t be changed

People might change, but there are two things that can’t be changed. their names and the mem0ries you’ve had with them.
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Text Message 8932: Each of us is a seed

It is better to light candles than to curse the darkness. it is better to plant seeds than to accuse the world. the world needs all of our power and love and energy, and each of us has something that we can give. the trick is to find it and use it, and give it […]
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Text Message 8931: Deleted

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Text Message 8930: Just before the U.S. invaded Iraq

Just before the u.s. invaded iraq, saddam hussein challenged george w. bush to a debate. some american networks had billed it as: the butcher of baghdad versus the butcher of the english language.
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Text Message 8929: Now the spots are clearer

Patient: doc, i always see spots before my eyes. doc: didn’t the new glasses help? patient: sure, now the spots are clearer!:-d
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Text Message 8928: Does this fig leaf make me fat?

We all know that man was basically damned after eating the forbidden fruit. what really condemned man to a life of hell was when eve asked adam, the one question that all married men dread, “honey, does this fig leaf make me fat?”:-*
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Text Message 8927: Sana mag sex ang mga pera

“sana mag sex ang mga pera ko sa bulsa.. para dumami naman sila.” hehehe, gandang umaga!
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Text Message 8926: Huwag kumarir nang may syota

Huwag kumarir nang may syota.. bad yun! paghiwalayin mo muna. lol. carpe noctem.
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Text Message 8925: Pag may alak, may balak

Hindi lahat ng umiinom gusto tikman ang alak. ung iba gusto tikman yung kainuman. kaya tandaan: pag may alak, may balak! 😀
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Text Message 8924: FacYouMyFriend!

Business newsflash! facebook, youtube, myspace and friendster have merged! the new company will be called.. “facyoumyfriend!”
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Text Message 8923: A pilot made a bumpy landing

A pilot made a bumpy landing. as part of his job, he was required to stand by the plane door and say goodbye to the passengers as they leave the aircraft. everyone left the plane without saying a word except an old lady who asked the pilot, “did we land? or were we shot down?”
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Text Message 8922: In life, we only need 1G

We all want to have a 3g phone with a 16g memory, a computer with 4g processor & a 500g hard drive, an ipod with a 32g capacity. in life, we only need1g – god, who has a timeless warranty, an unlimited memory & whose love lasts through eternity. by the way, calls to him […]
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Text Message 8921: Love, sex, intimacy

The unintended result: 1. men’s desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy. 1a. men often go looking for sex and end up finding love. 2. women’s desire for intimacy often results in sex. 2a. women often go looking for love and end up finding only sex.
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Text Message 8920: Deleted

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Text Message 8919: Too many visiting relatives

A man solved the problem of too many visiting relatives. he borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. now none of them come back.:-d

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes