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Text Message 8918: Deleted

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Text Message 8917: I can always pray for someone

I’ve learned… ..that i can always pray for someone when i don’t have the strength to help her/him in some other way. ..that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. ..that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the […]
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Text Message 8916: When the night has been too lonely

When the night has been too lonely, and the road has been too long, and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong, just remember, in the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, lies the seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes the rose. enjoy this beautiful day!
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Text Message 8915: Your life is your garden

Your life is your garden and your thoughts are your seeds. so if your life isn’t awesome, you’ve been watering the weeds. wishing us all a beautiful garden! 😉 good morning!
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Text Message 8914: Destiny is a bridge between two people

“destiny is just a bridge between two people, you still need to have the courage to cross it.” goodnight.. happy dreams.. 😀
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Text Message 8913: Slippers hit dog

Stages of marriage: year 1: man goes home, wife gives slippers and the dog barks. year 2: man goes home, dog gives slippers and wife barks. year 3: at home, man and wife bark. slippers hit dog!:-d
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Text Message 8912: What American Movies Taught Us

What american movies taught us: 1. chinese have nothing to do than teach or practice kung fu. 2. more than 50% of u. s. population are fbi/cia agents, maybe working undercover. 3. if a man has survived a mishap with a lady, then he is entitled to a kiss, no matter if he met her […]
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Text Message 8910: Alab you, ahet you

Boy: miss, apoy ka ba? girl: bakit? boy: kasi “alab” you. girl: ah, ok.. ang haba na ng bigote mo. boy: ano naman? girl: “ahet” you.
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Text Message 8909: Fly in an alphabet soup

A diner in the cafe asked the waiter, “what is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?” the waiter looked for a minute and said, “learning to read, sir.”
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Text Message 8908: I sent it in the name of the complainant

An attorney ran to his client’s office. “i can’t believe it!” said the angry lawyer. “you sent a case of dom perignon to the judge in your case? that judge is straight as arrow. now we’re certain to lose this case!” “relax, ” said the client, “i sent it in the name of the complainant’.”;-)
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Text Message 8907: Barbershop reading materials

The reading material at the barbershop consisted entirely of murder stories, mysteries, thrillers and ghost tales. when a customer asked the barber if he wanted to terrify his clients, he said, “no. these books make the customers’ hair stand up and then it becomes easier to trim and cut!”:-d
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Text Message 8906: I’m wearing a gas mask

A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. his wife griped to him over and over that he never notices her anymore and he denied it. when he entered the house, his wife greets him, “hi, hon, notice anything different about me?” “oh, i don’t know. you got your hair […]
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Text Message 8905: We sometimes fail

Somewhere in our life, we sometimes fail.. we sometimes get hurt.. we sometimes get lost. but those sometimes are the reasons.. why we stand up again. why we learn to mend our wounds. why we learn to ask directions. everything that happens in life has a reason. every happening leads to another. so treasure each […]
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Text Message 8904: She was cordless

Did you hear about the baby born in the delivery room of a high-tech hospital?! she was cordless!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes