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Text Message 8885: Kris Aquino and James Yap have personality disorder

An amended petition filed by the lawyers of krissy a. claims the tv host and james yap both have “personality disorder” since their youth. balita pa ba yun?:-(
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Text Message 8884: Work on your dreams each day

The worst enemy in life is the illusion that there will be more time tomorrow than today. work on your dreams each day. time passed will be gone forever.good day!
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Text Message 8883: Your journey has molded you

Your journey has molded you for your greater good, and it was exactly what it needed to be. don’t think you’ve lost your time. there is no short-cutting to life. it took each and every situation you have encountered to bring you to the now. and now is right on time. have a wonderful weekend!
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Text Message 8882: Never recycle a past relationship

Never recycle a past relationship. because if it didn’t work out before, what makes you think it would work out this time?
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Text Message 8881: Tomato ketchup lowers the risk of cardiovascular disease

Do u knw dt a daily srvng f 3-4 tbsps tomato kechp lowrs d risk f crdiovasculr disease? blk peppr guards gainst cancer 2. cinnamon stabilizes blood sugarlvls so sprinkle it on cereal or coffee. & drink a glass f red wine a day cn dissolv blood clots dt can lead 2 stroke. finally, laugh […]
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Text Message 8880: Saan ikakasal, pari o mayor?

Gf: ala’y kelan ga tayo papakasal? bf: ay, saan mo ga gusto ikasal, sa pari o sa mayor? gf: natural ay di sa iyo, e bakit mo ga ko pnamimigay? hahaha!
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Text Message 8879: Binyag ito

Isang lalaki nagmamadali pumasok sa simbahan at sumigaw: “ihinto kasal, me asawa na ang babaeng yan!” sumagot ng pasigaw ang pari: “brod tumahimik ka! binyag ito!”
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Text Message 8878: Where are we?

Two pinoy tourists were driving thru louisiana. as dey were approaching natchitoches, dey started arguing about d pronunciation of d town. dey argued back & forth until dey stopped for lunch. as dey stood at d counter, one tourist asked d “blonde” employee: “b4 we order, cud u pls settle an argument for us? wud […]
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Text Message 8877: Irish toast and French toast

Erap at sen. lapid magkasamang nagiinuman. tinaas ni erap ang baso nya at sinabi, “here’s hoping you’re in heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you’re dead!” “huh? ano yun?” tanong ni sen. lapid. “irish toast yun,” mayabang na sagot ni erap. “ganun ba? well, here’s to tinapay, itlog, at gatas!” “ano iyon?” tanong ni […]
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Text Message 8876: Marriage Anonymous

With separation of couples on the rise, a new ngo has been formed called “marriage anonymous.” whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman curlers in her hair, cream on her face, and wearing a torn house dress to nag him out of it.:-*
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Text Message 8875: Horse racing is very romantic

Overheard at the racetrack: “horse racing is very romantic. the horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.”
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Text Message 8874: Give each other the space to grow

We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. we need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such things as ideas, openness, dignity, joy, healing, and inclusion. good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes