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Text Message 8873: What we plant now

Honesty will reap trust; goodness will reap friends; perseverance will reap contentment; humility will reap greatness; hard work will reap success; forgiveness will reap reconciliation; faith in god will reap harvest. let’s be careful what we plant now. make sure it will be a good, fun harvest. gbu
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Text Message 8872: Better to light a candle

“better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.” pi em. 🙂
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Text Message 8871: Panghapon

Lina: noong nag-aaral tayo ay pareho tayong panghapon. balita ko ay panghapon ka pa rin ngayon. nag-aaral ka ba uli? tetet: ahh. . . ehh. . . pang-hapon ako ngayon. in other words, pang-japanese ako. ohsas 18001 certified japayuki ako!:-d
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Text Message 8870: The longest sentence

One friend to another: did you know that the shortest sentence in the english language is ‘i am.'” “really? what’s the longest sentence?” “i do.”:-d
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Text Message 8869: The doctor and the mechanic

Red, a doctor, went to a mechanic to get his car fixed. joe: you fix people like i fix cars. you get blood in your hands as i get oil on mine. you repair veins as i do with pipes. so, how come you get better income than me? red: try fixing a car w/d […]
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Text Message 8868: Sen. Lito Lapid strikes again by filing a bill

Sen. lito lapid strikes again by filing a bill seeking to limit the weight of bags being carried by children to school. tanong ng sambayanan sa ginoo ng pampanga: senador po ba kayo o pangulo ng pta o ptc? 😀 may balita ding kumakalat ang next bill to be filed by the senator ay “an […]
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Text Message 8867: Girls used to cook like their mothers

Crazy fact of today’s generation: once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers… but now they drink like their fathers!:-*
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Text Message 8866: If women get periods

If women get periods, do men get something similar or just as annoying and painful? yes. . . it’s called marriage!
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Text Message 8865: Husband shaking frantically

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some wire running from his waist toward the electric kettle. intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood breaking his arm. up to the moment, he […]
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Text Message 8863: Pinipigilan kong magmahal

Takot na aqng umasa dhl ayoko ng mabigo.. pinipigilan qng mgmhal dhl ayoko ng msktan.. pro my mggawa ba aq?! lintik na puso 2! pg d nmn tumibok.. patay aq!
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Text Message 8862: To live is to love

‘to live is to love. everything else are just details.’ e&
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Text Message 8861: The purpose of dancing

The purpose of dancing isn’t to end up at a particular spot on the floor. the purpose of dancing and of life is to enjoy every moment and every step, regardless of where you are when the music ends. enjoy this beautiful wednesday!;-)
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Text Message 8860: Why do you want your hair cut like that?

At a barbershop. . barber: what will it be today? guy: well, i want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up. barber: now why on earth do you want your hair cut like that? guy: that’s how […]
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes