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Text Message 8855: Being flirtious

Being flirtious isn’t always about destroying a relationship. flirting says something different, a way of saying. . “oy! ang pangit ng syota (asawa) mo, try mo ‘ko!”:-d
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Text Message 8853: My dad is the pilot

An airplane on its return flight suddenly encountered turbulence. oxygen bags started to be dispensed so all the passengers started to panic. except for one little boy who was playing with his psp. they asked him why he was so calm, and why he was not afraid to die? he answered, “my dad is the […]
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Text Message 8852: See goodness and beauty within ourselves

“why is everyone so happy except me,” asked the student. “because they have learned to see goodness and beauty everywhere” said the master. “why don’t i see goodness and beauty everywhere? “because you cannot see outside of you what you fail to see inside.” ~anthony de mello, s. j. may we always have eyes to […]
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Text Message 8851: Gretchen Barretto’s face moved

Tony boy cojuangco’s live-in partner, gretchen barretto was reportedly shocked when she heard her husband’s name during the senate hearing on jueteng payola. to give you an idea of how shocked ms. barretto was, her faced moved!:-d
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Text Message 8850: Man accidentally kills his neighbor’s chicken

A man accidentally kills his neighbor’s chicken. he goes to her house to inform her, “i accidentally killed your chicken, but i am willing to replace it.” the neighbor smiles and replies, “it depends. how many eggs can you lay in a week?”
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Text Message 8849: Someone stepped on my hands

A man explaining how he got home the previous night. “i was doing just fine until i turned into my driveway,” he said. “and then what happened?” “someone stepped on my hands.”
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Text Message 8848: Thank you for flying with us

Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “we’d like to thank you for flying with us. and, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of philippine airlines!”;-)
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Text Message 8847: A woman dialed 117

A frantic woman dialed 117. “police, fire or ambulance?” the operator asked. “i want a vet!” demanded the woman. “a vet? what for?” asked the operator in surprised. “to open my doberman’s jaws.” “but why did you call 117?” “there’s a burglar in them!!” 😀
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Text Message 8846: It is HER thought that counts

You have heard it said that it is the thought that counts. well, when your wife is involved, it is not the thought that counts, it is her thought that counts. 😀
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Text Message 8845: Employee asks for a raise

The boss listened in sympathy as an employee went through the reasons why he felt he deserved a raise. the boss patted the younger man on the shoulder, and said, ” yes, i know you can’t get married on the salary i’m paying you… and someday, you’ll thank me for it.”
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Text Message 8843: If we had the right buttons

Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons and good times had pause buttons. live, laugh!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes