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Text Message 12626: I’ll sleep in their room!

Wife called up her husband. she whispered, “when you get home i’m going naked in bed.” “the kids are staying at their friends’ house tonight?” he asked. “they are,” she giggled. “great,” he replied, “i’ll sleep in their room!”
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Text Message 12625: Pwedeng makita ang baby mo?

A 70 year old woman gave birth.. bisita – pwedeng makita ang baby mo? woman – mamaya na.. ..after 30 minutes.. bisita – pede na bang makita? woman – hintay muna tau umiyak kasi nakalimutan ko kung saan ko nailagay.
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Text Message 12624: Special sale original CD

Special sale of original cd album entitled, 1. “i don’t want you to go” by leila de lima 2. “ipagpatawad mo” by cj corona 3. “babalik ka rin” by ramona revilla 4. “beautiful girl” by aling dionesia 5. “before i let you go” by grace ibuna 6. “please release me” by cgma 7. “my boy […]
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Text Message 12623: Blessed are those who see and do not talk

A priest was caught steeling from the church’s safe by the sacristan and he shouted, “blessed are those who see and do not talk,” and the sacristan retorted, “for they shall receive their share.”
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Text Message 12622: Your cataract operation was a success

An angry lady stormed into an opthamologist’s clinic. she complained to the doc, “someone stole my wig while i was having surgery yesterday.” the doc tries to soothe her, “i assure you, ma’am, that no one on my staff would do that. why do you think it was taken here?” “after the operation, i noticed […]
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Text Message 12621: Every sacrifice has a fruitful reward

Every sacrifice has a fruitful reward. every failure has a second chance. we only have to be strong by god’s grace to make it thru the test of life. just believe and have faith… life is not perfect but wherever life leads you, its because of a purpose…god bless you in many ways! good m0rning!
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Text Message 12620: A man who was behind in paying his bills

A man who was behind in paying his bills received a note from one of his creditors: “dear sir: your account has been on our books for over a year. we want to remind you that we have now carried you longer than your mother did.”
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Text Message 12619: You just cook better now

One night during dinner, the wife said, “when we were newly wed, you took the small piece of the chicken and gave me the larger one. now you take the larger piece and leave me the smaller. you don’t love me anymore?” “nonsense, dear,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.”
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Text Message 12618: Eggs were empty

A man bought some eggs and discovers there’s nothing in them. he went back to the store to complain. they open all the eggs and all was empty. they went to the poultry farm to complain. some of the chickens laughed and said: “look at them, they don’t know we’ve started using condoms!”
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Text Message 12617: Tungkol sa utang

Ale: anjan ba nanay mo? juan: bkit po? ale: tungkol sa utang… juan: umalis po, kahapon pa! ale: na babayaran ko! juan: pero bumalik na kanina.. hahaha…. xd
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Text Message 12616: Which hand to shake and which hand to hold

We are often let down by the most trusted person and loved by the most unexpected ones. some makes us cry for things that we haven’t done, while others ignore all our faults just to see our smile. some leaves us when we need them the most and some stick to us even when we […]
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Text Message 12614: When God wants to send you a gift

When god wants to send you a gift. he wraps it up in a problem. the bigger the problem he wraps it in, the bigger the gift it contains. have faith and believe! gandang araw!
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Text Message 12613: Ways to know if you’re normal

Ways to know if you’re normal: 1. you have an email account. 2. you have a cellphone. 3. you watch tv often. 4. you know how to use a pc. 6. you register to unlimited plan. 7. you sleep late. 9. you were so busy you forgot to read #5. 10. you actually scrolled up […]
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Text Message 12612: It’s not working anymore

A girl left a note on the fridge, “it’s not working anymore. i’m going to my mom’s place.” her boyfried opened the fridge. the light came on. the beer was cold. he thought, “what the hell was she talking about?”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes